[For those just arriving, leaving or simply just passing by the New Arrivals Office, you may be pleasantly surprised by sudden and vibrant splash of color livening up the normally bland white walls. Bright red paint decorates the ever-so crammed room, moving outwards and all the way out of the Office and into the Thor's halls. No, contrary to the delight it may cause the refugees, it is not a new color scheme nor an act of good will, but childish act of vandalism against- if the crude drawings and vulgar words can be judged- the resident Vogons and their Devilish Paperwork.
For everyone else on The Thor, their first hint of the occurrence is a blurry out of focus splotch of yellow and red, a quick swing of the Guide, and then the steady focus onto a lovely portion of the masterpiece.
After several moments of the painting, and the barely restrained laughter coming from the yellow blur, the Guide receives another lovely swing, lens being smudged with red paint as it focuses on it's owner. The artist, judging from the red smudges on his grinning face, is the young blond now laughing into the Guide.]
Bwahaha! You all see that? I bet you're all jealous- no I know you are! Who else here would try something like this? Thats right! No one but Uzumaki Naruto!
You'd all better remember that name you damn test-loving aliens! 'Cuz I'm the one that's gonna be Hokage-dattebayo! And when I am I'm gonna make sure you AND your tests get stuffed down in the sewer where it belongs!