accidental video-- 12

[fingerbanged]

[The feed flickers on to the inside of a bathroom, a Deckswabbers variety to be more specific. A sound of irritated grumbling can be heard, something along the lines of missing shirts and wussy aliens who can't fight, before the telltale swish of a shower curtain and the squeak of a knob. The soft hiss of the shower starts up, and all is silent

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[whosyour_rikku]

A llama riding a motorcycle!

[fingerbanged]

[JUST THIS FACE, RIKKU]

[whosyour_rikku]

I know. My intuition is, like, scarily on the mark, isn't it?

[fingerbanged]

Oh yeah, sure. I mean, we totally keep llamas riding motorbikes in our showers since they're super huge and not, you know, holes in the walls or anything like that.

[whosyour_rikku]

You know what? You don't even need to explain it to me. 'Cause I get it - I understand. And I'd totally want a llama riding a motorcycle in my shower, too.

[fingerbanged]

[...god now he knows why you're Brittany's soul mate

BUT! An idea springs to mind, and a small smirk creeps up his face, despite the sting of his wounds]

Well, y'know, I can tell you how you get get one. It's pretty easy, actually.

[whosyour_rikku]

[Hey! It's not as if she's seriously believing there's some motorcycling-inclined llama residing in your shower. She has more sense - cough - than that!]

Easy? You can color me curious now 'cause that I'm not so sure I believe.

[fingerbanged]

[STILL the fact she even brought it up cements that for him]

Aaaaah, I dunno about that! You gotta do it the right way or else it won't show up at all.

[whosyour_rikku]

Arright, enlighten me: what's this right way?

[fingerbanged]

Well, first you gotta go into the bathroom and turn on the shower.

The sound of water attracts them over or...some sorta crap like that.

[whosyour_rikku]

So hot or cold doesn't matter? And what if they hear you taking a tiddly-winks or something, is that gonna lure 'em over, too?

[fingerbanged]

No, no, taking a piss doesn't count. Just running water.

[and a slight pause]

...cold water, too. They don't like the steam. [and she could smell the vodka if it was hot too]

[whosyour_rikku]

... Wait, but how can they tell whether it's pee or faucet water?

[fingerbanged]

They're llamas, they got super llama senses for this thing!

...and since they're animals, they can probably smell it too.