Angels shouldn't drunk dial. | [Video]

[deansangel918]

[The video starts off with Castiel staring at the Guide from close up. After apparently determining that yes, it is recording, he moves back from the screen. His movements are a little...awkward though. (More awkward than usual anyway.) His eyes don't seem to be focusing very well and he's swaying a little.]I have some things I want to say to

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[tsundelta]

First of all, I'm totally older than you.

[deansangel918]

I sincerely doubt that.

[tsundelta]

Give me a rough estimate.

[deansangel918]

[He thinks for a moment, and then quotes:]

"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."

[tsundelta]

Uh-huh. I was around for the Romans. Great people, by the way. Loved making statues of me.

[deansangel918]

The Romans had an impressive civilization. That was one of the few times we were sent to walk upon the Earth among the humans.

[tsundelta]

Yeah, hard to choose between them and the Greeks. Lot of similarities! But I guess that's what happens when you absorb a culture.

[deansangel918]

Why did the Romans build statues of you?

[tsundelta]

Because I'm kind of a big deal, even back then. Kings, emperors. They wanted my blessing.

[deansangel918]

Who are you?

[tsundelta]

Lady Lambdadelta.

The Witch of the Absolute.

[deansangel918]

Never heard of you.

[Drunk!Cas is kind of rude.]

[tsundelta]

I keep a low profile.

[deansangel918]

I would have noticed anyone acting as a deity. You must not have existed in my world.

[tsundelta]

Probably not! Doesn't mean I'm any less important, though. ♥

[deansangel918]

If you say so.