[The Guide clicks on to reveal a very not amused Englishman, who is, oddly enough, sitting on a stool in a corner of a lift. His countenance promises great retribution for whoever stuck him with this farce of a job too bad he doesn’t know that the Guide has a mind of its own and at times chooses jobs at a whim.]Hilarious
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Just a moment ago, England... [Smiling in return at Jasmine, he looks up at the leaking roof and down at the sodden floor. His pants are getting splashed...]
Um... Sorry, what's going on?
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The bloody lift refuses to see reason and insists on letting its feelings be known in this unseemly manner.
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And ... yep, this is really awkward. Canada is quite thrown that the elevator is crying. How come they even have the physical ability to cry-?]
...Um, I'm very sorry to hear that. I- I don't suppose that there is anything I could do to help?
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Do you honestly want to try talking sense into it? I assure you it is deaf to anything remotely resembling reason.
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[Canada is good at words, England. (They got him free of you rather than by war, after all.) Do say he can have a go?]
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[By which he means, give it a go, if you wish to give yourself a headache.]
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After a glance around Canada looks up (he's not too sure where else to look to address an elevator) and smiles in what he hopes is a reassuring manner.]
H-hello. I'm Canada. There's not much I can do, but I'm happy to listen and help you however I can...
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