Brittanyism #Bicorn

[lovesagoodmisog]

[Brittany stares into the camera with an unusually dismayed expression, clashing greatly with the silvery glitter eyeshadow she has on]

So, like, I just found out that Halloween doesn't actually celebrate the day Michael Jackson first became a werewolf.  It's totally heartbreaking, guys.

[Pulling back a little, the camera reveals her to be wearing

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[whosyour_rikku]

What does it celebrate, then?

[This is something Rikku should know, isn't it? She hasn't wanted to ask anyone, gosh, that'd just be embarrassing. Like, what if they were all "you don't know? Snicker, snicker, snicker" and then she'd have to come up with some excuse or use "it's nonexistant in Spira" again and that's just getting old. She can't have that conversation again. But this is Britt, so, there's no shame.] I mean, y'know, everyone's been talking about it this month...

[whosyour_rikku]

[Never have these keywords been more relevant.]

Do goldfish even believe in heaven, y'think?

[lovesagoodmisog]

[...I'd say the same, except this icon is always relevant]

Sure they do!

It's this big ocean in the sky where they can swim around all day and eat chocolate-flavored fish flakes.

[whosyour_rikku]

[Yeah., it is.]

I wish Thor'd take us to a planet like that.

... But wait, wouldn't the chocolate fish flakes get all slimy and soggy?

[lovesagoodmisog]

Not if they're magic.

ICOOOOOON. 8D

[whosyour_rikku]

As long as they're not lightning magic... Or fire magic, that'd be pretty useless. But I guess water would be, too.

Not really leaving any options, there, huh? What sorta magic'd they be able to do, anyway?

This conversation. Is beautiful.

[lovesagoodmisog]

...Air?

It should be scrapbooked

[whosyour_rikku]

What would they do with air? Blow bigger bubbles?

preserved forever and ever

[lovesagoodmisog]

Make bubble balloon animals, maybe.

Re: preserved forever and ever

[whosyour_rikku]

They can do that?

Re: preserved forever and ever

[lovesagoodmisog]

Maybe!