[This time, when Killua starts his video, he's exuding confidence and determination. He has a job to do, and dammit, he's going to do it better than anyone else ever has. So without further ado, he addresses his audience.]
Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind kids cry.
Yo mama is so fat that she influences the tides.
Yo mama is so stupid that you have to dig for her IQ.
Yo mama is so ugly that we put her in the kennel when we go on vacation.
Yo mama is so stupid that she failed a survey.
Yo mama is so fat that she fell in love and broke it.
Yo mama is so stupid that when I was drowning and yelled for a life saver, she said "Cherry or Grape?"
Yo mama is so ugly that people at the circus pay money not to see her.
Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, it’s over for everybody.
[And with a satisfied nod, he salutes.]
You're welcome.