THE MIGHTY FIRST POST | [Audio]

[get_hammered]

[The distinctive voice of a Vogon can only be heard faintly, probably asking questions. The Vogon is answered by a new refugee with a booming voice.]No, I did not write the name of this vessel by mistake, my name is Thor

Comments

[video] - I would apologize, but...naw.... :-P

[lovesagoodmisog]

So...if I, like, pray to you or something, does that mean you'll grant my wish?

Re: [video] - lol XD

[get_hammered]

... [Wait, what?]

Unless your wish is for it to rain inside your chambers, I'm afraid there is little I can do for you, milady.

[video]

[lovesagoodmisog]

...you mean, you're not the god of the spaceship?

Re: [video]

[get_hammered]

No, I am the God of Thunder.

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[lovesagoodmisog]

Oh.

Where's that?

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[get_hammered]

Where is what?

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[lovesagoodmisog]

Thunder.

Is that the name of the world you're from?

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[get_hammered]

... No, I am from Asgard.

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[lovesagoodmisog]

Then shouldn't you be the god of Asgard?

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[get_hammered]

I am one of the gods of Asgard. There are others.

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[lovesagoodmisog]

Okay, so you could be a god of Asgard.

...you must be new to this.

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[get_hammered]

... I have just arrived on this ship, if that is what you are asking?

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[lovesagoodmisog]

[Change of subject, go!]

Oh, you did? Cool!

How do you like your spaceship so far?

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[get_hammered]

[This conversation is very hard to follow.]

My spaceship? [Oh, the name?] Unfortunately this is not my vessel. Just an interesting coincidence of names.

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[lovesagoodmisog]

[Even the babelfish don't quite speak Brittany]

Your what now?

Dude, we only, like, just met!

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[get_hammered]

... [Yep, totally lost now.]

I beg your pardon?