November Missions
OOC Info:
The Miss S.S. Thor Pageant
This month marks the first ever Miss S.S. Thor Pageant, sponsored by Troppary’s. If you think you have what it takes to be named the most beautiful woman aboard the ship, send in your application forms right away, and then start practicing for the talent competition! The winner of this contest will walk home wearing a one-of-a-kind 100,000 credit diamond tiara, along with the title of Miss S.S. Thor!
The Galactic Winter Games
Unfortunately, the S.S. Thor does not have its own teams for the Galactic Winter Games. Fortunately, the planet of Jamocha is outsourcing all of its teams to the S.S. Thor. Go the gold, Thor Jamocha!
Seeking Refugee Talent!
Ready to show off the skills you learned during your summers at band camp? There’s an upcoming orchestral concert at the ritzy Sapphire Theatre, but after an unfortunate swan attack at the Crystal Gardens, they’re missing a few key members. But don’t worry! With a little tuning and a lot of practice, the orchestra should be good to go! The show must go on! But hopefully not on and on and on and on and on...
Tea-House Turf War!
The up-and coming new Victoria's Tea Parlor is putting the heat on the Thor's long-established Yoshibara Tea House! Challenging the traditional and conservative Eastern-style establishment with its chic, lively environment and its cute Victorian-themed tea servers, Victoria's has been drawing in the customers in droves. In response, Yoshibara is looking to draw in some fresh faces and breathe some new life into a comfortable old theme. Does someone in the refugee population have what it takes to turn the tide in this teahouse tiff?
HELP WANTED
Maintenance
1.) H. Ween Cleanup Crew needs spider web harvesters. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) InterCompost needs leftovers collectors. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Axxis-Nobyl needs gas station service attendants. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) The S.S. Thor Penitentiary needs toilet scrubbers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Ass-O-Hole Vacuum Company needs mechanics to repair vacuums. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) The S.S. Thor needs clock synchronizers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) Mo's needs tow truck operators for broken refrigerators. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
8.) The Galactic Winter Games needs zamboni drivers. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
9.) The Empire of Mineralisc needs a Laundry Baron/ness to wash the emperor's clothes. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
Delivery
1.) The Lightning Post needs someone to deliver the paper. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The S.S. Thor Postal Service needs mail carriers to deliver parcels around the ship. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Glass Effect needs someone to "deliver" rocks through glass windows around the ship. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Kobayashi's Sushi & Pizza needs ninjas to stealthily deliver sushi and pizza. Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) Amalthea's Bounty needs cornucopia-shaped gift basket deliverers. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
6.) Crystal Gardens needs crystalanthemum bouquet deliverers. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
Culinary/Foodservice
1.) The Galactic Winter Games needs refreshment stand attendants. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Mineralisc Tourism Department needs rock candy makers. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) The Beetus Candy Company needs fudge swirlers. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) The Home Planet Buffet needs potato mashers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Amphora Waters needs mineral water bottlers. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Chowder Heads needs oyster chowder chefs. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) Hoist Ye Sails needs bustier-wearing serving wenches. Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8.) Yoshibara Tea House needs elegant eastern-style hosts and hostesses for tea ceremonies. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
9.) Victoria's Tea Parlor needs elegant western-style hosts and hostesses for garden tea parties. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
10.) Sweetie Pie's Bakery needs pastry chefs to create new pie recipes. Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
Sales/Retail
1.) Thormart needs an overnight crew to assemble their Christmas displays. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Ass-O-Hole Vacuum Company needs door-to-door vacuum solicitors. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Glass Effect needs replacement window sales staff. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Hair To The Throne needs models for their powdered wigs. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) LL Citrus and Sons needs used spaceship salesmen. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Glitz & Glamour needs sales clerks for their top hat and monocle departments. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) Troppary's needs hand models for their new line of engagement rings. Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
8.) Troppary's needs jewelry sales clerks. Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
9.) Royal Flush needs gold-plated toilet sales staff. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
Health/Safety
1.) Furry Friends needs bunny ticklers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Furry Friends needs seeing-eye humans for blind puppies. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) The Refugee Workers Union needs representatives to tell refugees not to work too hard. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) The Thorian Administrative Association needs representatives to tell slacker refugees to get back to work. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) The BFF Center needs counselors to help BFFs who find their friendships on the rocks. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) H. Ween Cleanup Crew needs exterminators to deal with any zombie stowaways from Konami VI. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) Fantastisperm needs genetic donators. Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
8.) Wine2Water needs alcoholic rehab counselors. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
9.) The Miss S.S. Thor Pageant needs a security team to protect the diamond tiara prize. Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
Culture and Couture
1.) Little Miss Elizabeth's needs doily makers. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Gezazzgled needs rhinestone-covered clothing designers. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Glass Effect needs glassblowers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) Troppary's needs jewelers to set precious stones into rings. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) Glass Effect needs glass slipper makers. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
6.) Glitz & Glamour needs dressmakers to design silk gowns. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) Troppary's needs diamond bridal tiara fitters. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8.) Glass Effect needs stained glass window designers. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
9.) Troppary's needs necklace designers. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
Education
1.) The S.S. Thor needs primary school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 12 and under only!] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The S.S. Thor needs high school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 13 - 18 only!] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) The S.S. Thor needs university students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for adults age 18+ only!] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) The S.S. Thor needs teacher's aides. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Bay Seek Aerobics needs jumping jack instructors. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
6.) The S.S. Thor needs Day-Care Sitters. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) The S.S. Thor needs a school nurse. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8.) The S.S. Thor needs primary school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9.) The S.S. Thor needs high school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10.) The Seen Library needs librarians. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
11.) The Seen Library needs someone to organize their new Porn Of The Universe collection. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
12.) The S.S. Thor needs college professors. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
13.) Two To Tango needs tango instructors. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
Entertainment
1.) The Miss S.S. Thor Pageant needs beautiful contestants. Slots: [10] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Samurai Movie Extras needs living katana stands. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Lol U Mad? needs internet trolls. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Lol U Mad? needs internet troll abaters. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Lol U Mad? needs internet troll feeders. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
6.) Sugoi Rabu Rabu Games needs love interest models for their upcoming dating sim game: 7.) Supaa Kawaii Haaremu Masutaa XVII. Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) Octopus Recording Studios needs multiarmed DJs to spin wicked beats. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8.) The Miss S.S. Thor Pageant needs a dapper host. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
9.) The hit new dwarvish band Seven Of Us is looking for songwriters. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
10.) Dysnie Studios is looking for animators. Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
Arts and Humanities
1.) Thor Community College needs a busking sitar player for their park. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Life's a Beach needs creative sandcastle makers. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Thor Community College needs stage hands for Fun with Flippers: A Dolphin's Tail. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Thor Community College needs costume designers for Fun with Flippers: A Dolphin's Tail. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Thor Community College needs actors for Fun with Flippers: A Dolphin's Tail. Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Thor Community College needs set designers for Fun with Flippers: A Dolphin's Tail. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) The Sapphire Theatre needs a glockenspiel player for their orchestra. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8.) The Galactic Winter Games needs figure skaters. Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
9.) The Sapphire Theatre needs a violin player for their orchestra. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
10.) The Sapphire Theatre needs a flute player for their orchestra. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
11.) The Sapphire Theatre needs an oboe player for their orchestra. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
12.) The Sapphire Theatre needs a trumpet player for their orchestra. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
13.) The Sapphire Theatre needs a cello player for their orchestra. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
14.) The Sapphire Theatre needs a harp player for their orchestra. Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
15.) The Sapphire Theatre needs a conductor. Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
Tourism
1.) Crystal Gardens needs hedge trimmers. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Mineralisc Tourism Department needs spelunking tour guides. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Mineralisc Tourism Department needs rock polishers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Mineralisc Tourism Department needs geode smashers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Crystal Gardens needs swan boat ferrymen. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Dr. Lescher Dugrund needs an expedition team to find the Star of Zo, a legendary cursed diamond. Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) Carriage Returns needs refined gentlemen coachmen for their carriage rides. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
8.) Mineralisc Tourism Department needs rock wall climbing partners. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9.) Mineralisc Tourism Department needs gemstone cutters. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
10.) The Empire of Mineralisc needs advisors for the emperor. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
News, Media and Publishing
1.) Kobayashi's Sushi & Pizza needs someone to write daily "hey, did you know?" factoids for their edamame pizza advertising campaign. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
2.) The Galactic Winter Games needs enthusiastic announcers. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) The Lightning Post needs photographers to take pictures for news articles. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
4.) Mad Hatter Monthly needs a critic to write an article about who serves the best tea on the S.S. Thor. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
5.) The New Thorian needs a critic to do wine tastings and write articles about it. Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
Sciences, Research, and Testing
1.) The S.S. Thor needs an exploration team to venture into recently respawned spaceship sections. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) S.S. Thor Labs needs subjects to test primitive tools made of rock. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) S.S. Thor Labs needs subjects to kiss frogs and see if they turn into princes. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) S.S. Thor Labs needs taste-testers for new industrial-strength breath mints. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) S.S. Thor Labs needs testers for mood-measuring meters. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) S.S. Thor Labs needs researchers to figure out which ordinary household objects can be puréed in a blender. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) The S.S. Thor needs a cartographer of recently respawned spaceship sections. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
8.) Carriage Returns needs horticulturists to grow carriage-sized pumpkins. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
9.) Me Oh Mine needs explosive handlers. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
10.) S.S. Thor Labs needs researchers to test the power levels of diamond lasers. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
Physical Labor
1.) Sweat 'n' Shop needs hoodie drawstring pullers for their assembly line. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Life's a Beach needs creative sandcastle destroyers. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Orange Rocks needs smurf stompers. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Bogeymen United needs Things Under The Bed. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) Troppary's needs miners to dig for diamonds and other precious gems. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Chowder Heads needs fisherman to catch pearl oysters in the Emerald Sea. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) The Galactic Winter Games needs ice hockey players. Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8.) The Galactic Winter Games needs bobsledders. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9.) The Galactic Winter Games needs slalom skiers. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
10.) The Galactic Winter Games needs lugers. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
11.) Carriage Returns needs animal trainers to train their white horses. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
12.) The Galactic Winter Games needs ski jumpers. Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
13.) The S.S. Thor Thieves Guild needs a criminal mastermind to steal the Miss S.S. Thor Pageant's diamond tiara prize. Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
Special Missions
I) dedicatednoless is hiring for the Lady Luck Casino.1.) Lady Luck Casino needs a cage and coin cashier. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Lady Luck Casino needs people to work as card dealers or table attendants. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) Lady Luck Casino needs security. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
II) apathetic_seal is hiring for the Crimson Lion.1.) The Crimson Lion is hiring waiters and waitresses. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
2.) The Crimson Lion is hiring a chef for Japanese-type cuisine. Slots: [1] Pay: [To Be Determined]
III) 11ady is hiring for Preventer.1.) Preventer needs someone to deliver invitations to the winter gala hosted on the 24th of December. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Preventer needs artisans to sculpt a giant crystal into a variety of decorations for the winter gala. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Preventer needs someone to repair an old carousel. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) Preventer needs a public relations and promotions team to get word out about the winter gala. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) Preventer needs secretaries to overcome the perils of bureaucracy. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Preventer needs freelance agents to overcome actual peril. May require signing a confidentiality agreement - details of contract to be discussed further with employer. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
IV) princemunculus is hiring for Devil's Nest1.) Devil's Nest needs bartenders. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
2.) Devil's Nest needs a janitor. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Devil's Nest needs bouncers. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
V) neuterskrogan is hiring for The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic.1.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs a janitor. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs a receptionist. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs orderlies. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs security. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs nurses. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
VI) megamagicpower is hiring for the New Magic Guild of Vane.1.) The New Magic Guild of Vane needs apprentice magicians to study magic. Slots: [10] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The New Magic Guild of Vane needs magic teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) The New Magic Guild of Vane needs magic item artisans. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) The New Magic Guild of Vane needs a bookkeeper. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
VII) Other1.) The S.S. Thor needs a dogcatcher. (NOTICE: This is a plot-relevant job, and you will be headbutted by an angry turian if you take this job.) Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
Note: The missions will be posted on every floor of the S.S. Thor and can also be found in the Lightning Post for those already subscribing, as well as on the network. Unless otherwise stated it's first come first serve, so just reply to the right comment below and you'll get it! However, to make sure everyone has a chance to get a mission, you have to wait until next Sunday (November 6th) before you can apply for a second one.
To see what the requirements are for applying for Somewhat Decent, College Degree, and CEO level Wages, go here, and make sure you comment if you want the promotion!
Each mission lasts a month, and the paycheck will be handed out after the mission has been completed.
For those characters (and muns) who appreciate a bit more stability in their life, we have a Permanent Jobs Listing. If you're interested in pursuing this, please read all the instructions carefully before applying.
Replies will be in character. Please wait until all the jobs have been listed before commenting. Start a new thread for any OOC questions. And keep spam to a minimum! (...lol...)
The Miss S.S. Thor Pageant
This month marks the first ever Miss S.S. Thor Pageant, sponsored by Troppary’s. If you think you have what it takes to be named the most beautiful woman aboard the ship, send in your application forms right away, and then start practicing for the talent competition! The winner of this contest will walk home wearing a one-of-a-kind 100,000 credit diamond tiara, along with the title of Miss S.S. Thor!
The Galactic Winter Games
Unfortunately, the S.S. Thor does not have its own teams for the Galactic Winter Games. Fortunately, the planet of Jamocha is outsourcing all of its teams to the S.S. Thor. Go the gold, Thor Jamocha!
Seeking Refugee Talent!
Ready to show off the skills you learned during your summers at band camp? There’s an upcoming orchestral concert at the ritzy Sapphire Theatre, but after an unfortunate swan attack at the Crystal Gardens, they’re missing a few key members. But don’t worry! With a little tuning and a lot of practice, the orchestra should be good to go! The show must go on! But hopefully not on and on and on and on and on...
Tea-House Turf War!
The up-and coming new Victoria's Tea Parlor is putting the heat on the Thor's long-established Yoshibara Tea House! Challenging the traditional and conservative Eastern-style establishment with its chic, lively environment and its cute Victorian-themed tea servers, Victoria's has been drawing in the customers in droves. In response, Yoshibara is looking to draw in some fresh faces and breathe some new life into a comfortable old theme. Does someone in the refugee population have what it takes to turn the tide in this teahouse tiff?
HELP WANTED
Maintenance
1.) H. Ween Cleanup Crew needs spider web harvesters. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) InterCompost needs leftovers collectors. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Axxis-Nobyl needs gas station service attendants. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) The S.S. Thor Penitentiary needs toilet scrubbers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Ass-O-Hole Vacuum Company needs mechanics to repair vacuums. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) The S.S. Thor needs clock synchronizers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) Mo's needs tow truck operators for broken refrigerators. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
8.) The Galactic Winter Games needs zamboni drivers. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
9.) The Empire of Mineralisc needs a Laundry Baron/ness to wash the emperor's clothes. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
Delivery
1.) The Lightning Post needs someone to deliver the paper. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The S.S. Thor Postal Service needs mail carriers to deliver parcels around the ship. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Glass Effect needs someone to "deliver" rocks through glass windows around the ship. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Kobayashi's Sushi & Pizza needs ninjas to stealthily deliver sushi and pizza. Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) Amalthea's Bounty needs cornucopia-shaped gift basket deliverers. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
6.) Crystal Gardens needs crystalanthemum bouquet deliverers. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
Culinary/Foodservice
1.) The Galactic Winter Games needs refreshment stand attendants. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Mineralisc Tourism Department needs rock candy makers. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) The Beetus Candy Company needs fudge swirlers. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) The Home Planet Buffet needs potato mashers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Amphora Waters needs mineral water bottlers. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Chowder Heads needs oyster chowder chefs. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) Hoist Ye Sails needs bustier-wearing serving wenches. Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8.) Yoshibara Tea House needs elegant eastern-style hosts and hostesses for tea ceremonies. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
9.) Victoria's Tea Parlor needs elegant western-style hosts and hostesses for garden tea parties. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
10.) Sweetie Pie's Bakery needs pastry chefs to create new pie recipes. Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
Sales/Retail
1.) Thormart needs an overnight crew to assemble their Christmas displays. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Ass-O-Hole Vacuum Company needs door-to-door vacuum solicitors. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Glass Effect needs replacement window sales staff. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Hair To The Throne needs models for their powdered wigs. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) LL Citrus and Sons needs used spaceship salesmen. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Glitz & Glamour needs sales clerks for their top hat and monocle departments. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) Troppary's needs hand models for their new line of engagement rings. Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
8.) Troppary's needs jewelry sales clerks. Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
9.) Royal Flush needs gold-plated toilet sales staff. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
Health/Safety
1.) Furry Friends needs bunny ticklers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Furry Friends needs seeing-eye humans for blind puppies. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) The Refugee Workers Union needs representatives to tell refugees not to work too hard. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) The Thorian Administrative Association needs representatives to tell slacker refugees to get back to work. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) The BFF Center needs counselors to help BFFs who find their friendships on the rocks. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) H. Ween Cleanup Crew needs exterminators to deal with any zombie stowaways from Konami VI. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) Fantastisperm needs genetic donators. Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
8.) Wine2Water needs alcoholic rehab counselors. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
9.) The Miss S.S. Thor Pageant needs a security team to protect the diamond tiara prize. Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
Culture and Couture
1.) Little Miss Elizabeth's needs doily makers. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Gezazzgled needs rhinestone-covered clothing designers. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Glass Effect needs glassblowers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) Troppary's needs jewelers to set precious stones into rings. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) Glass Effect needs glass slipper makers. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
6.) Glitz & Glamour needs dressmakers to design silk gowns. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) Troppary's needs diamond bridal tiara fitters. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
8.) Glass Effect needs stained glass window designers. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
9.) Troppary's needs necklace designers. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
Education
1.) The S.S. Thor needs primary school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 12 and under only!] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The S.S. Thor needs high school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 13 - 18 only!] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) The S.S. Thor needs university students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for adults age 18+ only!] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) The S.S. Thor needs teacher's aides. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Bay Seek Aerobics needs jumping jack instructors. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
6.) The S.S. Thor needs Day-Care Sitters. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) The S.S. Thor needs a school nurse. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8.) The S.S. Thor needs primary school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9.) The S.S. Thor needs high school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
10.) The Seen Library needs librarians. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
11.) The Seen Library needs someone to organize their new Porn Of The Universe collection. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
12.) The S.S. Thor needs college professors. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
13.) Two To Tango needs tango instructors. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
Entertainment
1.) The Miss S.S. Thor Pageant needs beautiful contestants. Slots: [10] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Samurai Movie Extras needs living katana stands. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Lol U Mad? needs internet trolls. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Lol U Mad? needs internet troll abaters. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Lol U Mad? needs internet troll feeders. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
6.) Sugoi Rabu Rabu Games needs love interest models for their upcoming dating sim game: 7.) Supaa Kawaii Haaremu Masutaa XVII. Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) Octopus Recording Studios needs multiarmed DJs to spin wicked beats. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8.) The Miss S.S. Thor Pageant needs a dapper host. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
9.) The hit new dwarvish band Seven Of Us is looking for songwriters. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
10.) Dysnie Studios is looking for animators. Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
Arts and Humanities
1.) Thor Community College needs a busking sitar player for their park. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Life's a Beach needs creative sandcastle makers. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Thor Community College needs stage hands for Fun with Flippers: A Dolphin's Tail. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Thor Community College needs costume designers for Fun with Flippers: A Dolphin's Tail. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Thor Community College needs actors for Fun with Flippers: A Dolphin's Tail. Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Thor Community College needs set designers for Fun with Flippers: A Dolphin's Tail. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) The Sapphire Theatre needs a glockenspiel player for their orchestra. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8.) The Galactic Winter Games needs figure skaters. Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
9.) The Sapphire Theatre needs a violin player for their orchestra. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
10.) The Sapphire Theatre needs a flute player for their orchestra. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
11.) The Sapphire Theatre needs an oboe player for their orchestra. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
12.) The Sapphire Theatre needs a trumpet player for their orchestra. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
13.) The Sapphire Theatre needs a cello player for their orchestra. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
14.) The Sapphire Theatre needs a harp player for their orchestra. Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
15.) The Sapphire Theatre needs a conductor. Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
Tourism
1.) Crystal Gardens needs hedge trimmers. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Mineralisc Tourism Department needs spelunking tour guides. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Mineralisc Tourism Department needs rock polishers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Mineralisc Tourism Department needs geode smashers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) Crystal Gardens needs swan boat ferrymen. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Dr. Lescher Dugrund needs an expedition team to find the Star of Zo, a legendary cursed diamond. Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) Carriage Returns needs refined gentlemen coachmen for their carriage rides. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
8.) Mineralisc Tourism Department needs rock wall climbing partners. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
9.) Mineralisc Tourism Department needs gemstone cutters. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
10.) The Empire of Mineralisc needs advisors for the emperor. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
News, Media and Publishing
1.) Kobayashi's Sushi & Pizza needs someone to write daily "hey, did you know?" factoids for their edamame pizza advertising campaign. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
2.) The Galactic Winter Games needs enthusiastic announcers. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) The Lightning Post needs photographers to take pictures for news articles. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
4.) Mad Hatter Monthly needs a critic to write an article about who serves the best tea on the S.S. Thor. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
5.) The New Thorian needs a critic to do wine tastings and write articles about it. Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
Sciences, Research, and Testing
1.) The S.S. Thor needs an exploration team to venture into recently respawned spaceship sections. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) S.S. Thor Labs needs subjects to test primitive tools made of rock. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) S.S. Thor Labs needs subjects to kiss frogs and see if they turn into princes. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) S.S. Thor Labs needs taste-testers for new industrial-strength breath mints. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
5.) S.S. Thor Labs needs testers for mood-measuring meters. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) S.S. Thor Labs needs researchers to figure out which ordinary household objects can be puréed in a blender. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
7.) The S.S. Thor needs a cartographer of recently respawned spaceship sections. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
8.) Carriage Returns needs horticulturists to grow carriage-sized pumpkins. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
9.) Me Oh Mine needs explosive handlers. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
10.) S.S. Thor Labs needs researchers to test the power levels of diamond lasers. Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
Physical Labor
1.) Sweat 'n' Shop needs hoodie drawstring pullers for their assembly line. Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Life's a Beach needs creative sandcastle destroyers. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Orange Rocks needs smurf stompers. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) Bogeymen United needs Things Under The Bed. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) Troppary's needs miners to dig for diamonds and other precious gems. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Chowder Heads needs fisherman to catch pearl oysters in the Emerald Sea. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
7.) The Galactic Winter Games needs ice hockey players. Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
8.) The Galactic Winter Games needs bobsledders. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
9.) The Galactic Winter Games needs slalom skiers. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
10.) The Galactic Winter Games needs lugers. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
11.) Carriage Returns needs animal trainers to train their white horses. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]
12.) The Galactic Winter Games needs ski jumpers. Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
13.) The S.S. Thor Thieves Guild needs a criminal mastermind to steal the Miss S.S. Thor Pageant's diamond tiara prize. Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
Special Missions
I) dedicatednoless is hiring for the Lady Luck Casino.1.) Lady Luck Casino needs a cage and coin cashier. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Lady Luck Casino needs people to work as card dealers or table attendants. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) Lady Luck Casino needs security. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
II) apathetic_seal is hiring for the Crimson Lion.1.) The Crimson Lion is hiring waiters and waitresses. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
2.) The Crimson Lion is hiring a chef for Japanese-type cuisine. Slots: [1] Pay: [To Be Determined]
III) 11ady is hiring for Preventer.1.) Preventer needs someone to deliver invitations to the winter gala hosted on the 24th of December. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) Preventer needs artisans to sculpt a giant crystal into a variety of decorations for the winter gala. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Preventer needs someone to repair an old carousel. Slots: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) Preventer needs a public relations and promotions team to get word out about the winter gala. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) Preventer needs secretaries to overcome the perils of bureaucracy. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
6.) Preventer needs freelance agents to overcome actual peril. May require signing a confidentiality agreement - details of contract to be discussed further with employer. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
IV) princemunculus is hiring for Devil's Nest1.) Devil's Nest needs bartenders. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
2.) Devil's Nest needs a janitor. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) Devil's Nest needs bouncers. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
V) neuterskrogan is hiring for The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic.1.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs a janitor. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs a receptionist. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
3.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs orderlies. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]
4.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs security. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
5.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs nurses. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
VI) megamagicpower is hiring for the New Magic Guild of Vane.1.) The New Magic Guild of Vane needs apprentice magicians to study magic. Slots: [10] Pay: [Minimum]
2.) The New Magic Guild of Vane needs magic teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
3.) The New Magic Guild of Vane needs magic item artisans. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
4.) The New Magic Guild of Vane needs a bookkeeper. Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
VII) Other1.) The S.S. Thor needs a dogcatcher. (NOTICE: This is a plot-relevant job, and you will be headbutted by an angry turian if you take this job.) Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]
Note: The missions will be posted on every floor of the S.S. Thor and can also be found in the Lightning Post for those already subscribing, as well as on the network. Unless otherwise stated it's first come first serve, so just reply to the right comment below and you'll get it! However, to make sure everyone has a chance to get a mission, you have to wait until next Sunday (November 6th) before you can apply for a second one.
To see what the requirements are for applying for Somewhat Decent, College Degree, and CEO level Wages, go here, and make sure you comment if you want the promotion!
Each mission lasts a month, and the paycheck will be handed out after the mission has been completed.
For those characters (and muns) who appreciate a bit more stability in their life, we have a Permanent Jobs Listing. If you're interested in pursuing this, please read all the instructions carefully before applying.
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