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[youngestsister]

THE GREAT AND MOST BEAUTIFUL SEALAND DEMANDS COMPENSATION.

[A young girl of about 12 years shows up on the screen, hands on her hips, and tries to look angry and awesome at the same time. She also looks like she cried a lot not too long ago, but she'll deny that vehemently should it be addressed.]

EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO GIVE THE GREAT AND MOST

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[video ... if you even notice him :3]

[maple_syrup_can]

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Sealand, England is going to be upset with you to see you dressed like that.

[Seriously, it's hard to be happy to see you, you little cosplaying imposter.]

[[sorry, forgot to mention, Canada has joined America in this not-shaving-for-November thing. So he looks a bit bearded.]]

[youngestsister]

But it's not cold at all! I absolutely don't need to wear a jacket at this temperature!

[She has no idea who you are, but that is a familiar feeling somehow...]

[maple_syrup_can]

I'm not talking about that- I'm talking about you dressing as a girl. [And sounding like a girl for that matter. ... He peers carefully at the screen. Got a bad feeling about this-]

[youngestsister]

I like short skirts! Long skirts are way uncomfortable and in the way!

[maple_syrup_can]

[England, get over here and discipline your kinda-sorta kid. Canada shouldn't have to talk to him about these things.]

No one will respect you if you dress in any kind of skirt.

[youngestsister]

EVERYONE does that!

[Almost everyone, okay. America doesn't. But America isn't wearing much more than her undies, which cannot be really good, either.]

[maple_syrup_can]

No, we don't. ...I don't know what game you're playing, but I'll call England to come get you now, okay?

[He won't like this, but Sealand is his to deal with, really.]

[youngestsister]

That jerk cannot make the mighty Sealand do anything, and you are stupid, and I know what I'm wearing and what everyone else wears and-

England is here?

[maple_syrup_can]

[Canada flushes indignantly when Sealand calls him stupid and starts a text message to England.]

Yes. What room did you get assigned to?

[youngestsister]

[insert room number here]

And you can tell that jerk that I'm perfectly fine and don't need anyone at all.

[maple_syrup_can]

[After a moment he looks up again, message sent.]

Please don't call people mean names like that...

[youngestsister]

It's England. It's true.

[All the explanation that is needed.]

[maple_syrup_can]

No- just... [Okay, so it's kinda true.]

Please don't. Politeness will gain you more respect than calling names. [See how well it does for Canada?]

[youngestsister]

America isn't polite.

[And Russia is just scary and so on.]

[maple_syrup_can]

[... True. But.]

Then don't follow America's example.

[youngestsister]

But America's strong and respected and always gets to say a lot to everything.