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[youngestsister]

THE GREAT AND MOST BEAUTIFUL SEALAND DEMANDS COMPENSATION.

[A young girl of about 12 years shows up on the screen, hands on her hips, and tries to look angry and awesome at the same time. She also looks like she cried a lot not too long ago, but she'll deny that vehemently should it be addressed.]

EVERYONE WILL HAVE TO GIVE THE GREAT AND MOST

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[video ... if you even notice him :3]

[maple_syrup_can]

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Sealand, England is going to be upset with you to see you dressed like that.

[Seriously, it's hard to be happy to see you, you little cosplaying imposter.]

[[sorry, forgot to mention, Canada has joined America in this not-shaving-for-November thing. So he looks a bit bearded.]]

[maple_syrup_can]

I doubt he recognized you the way you wish to be recognized...

[youngestsister]

He sent a diplomat!

[maple_syrup_can]

... [Ohmygoodness Germany, the kid sees that as encouragement-]

Why would he do something like that? Were you making trouble for him?

[youngestsister]

My prince kidnapped one of his citizens, and jerk England told him that I was independent and he'd have to talk to me directly.

[maple_syrup_can]

[More like England didn't want to deal with it.]

... Kidnapped. From Germany. [A part of Canada is impressed that Sealand is still alive to tell the tale. Germany can be kinda scary.]

I hope you returned his citizen promptly.

[youngestsister]

Once he talked with me and we agreed on stuff and such!

[It wasn't really a kidnapping, but the story is kind of complicated and would take some explaining and she's not in the mood to talk that much about people who are most likely dead now right now.]

[maple_syrup_can]

... [Right, kid. *sigh* Nice how you'd derailed the conversation from sneaking into meetings too.]

Please stay out of trouble here. This is a very different place from the Earth.

[youngestsister]

I know! They have spaceships!

[maple_syrup_can]

Yes. Very astute of you.
And you realize this means that we are in a much smaller space than the Earth. So everyone has to get along even better than before.

[youngestsister]

[A little time passes because she has to look up that word.]

No, it means that there will be more fighting.

[maple_syrup_can]

[Well done, Sealand. It's good to not let words like that get by you without knowing what they mean. (Unlike some people he knows.)]

It's exactly because everyone thinks that way why we have to work hard to get along-

You aren't going to start any fighting, are you, Sealand?

[youngestsister]

Only if someone picks on Sealand's friends.

[FIghting with England clearly does not count.]

[maple_syrup_can]

I'm sure that your friends can take care of themselves. [Which is to say, who would want you to fight for them?]

[And fighting with England does count.]

[youngestsister]

Not really.

[Because Sealand is clearly fit to protect Latvia from Russia.]

[maple_syrup_can]

Like who?