Warning for mention of male parts / None of this should be misinterpretted

[maraihi]

[Locked to the male staff at Class Act]

Guys, there's a really bad disease going around, so I suggest all of you go see a doctor to get tested. Apparently it came from one of the planets and if you don't get it checked out your penis might fall off!

[/locked]

[Locked to Kiriko]

Doctor, I need your sperm!

[/locked]

[Locked to Ashura]I think

Comments

[maybe not here XD]

[maple_syrup_can]

[;A;
A-as you say, Maraich...]

[maraihi]

[Glare glare go make sure your penis is ok, ok Canada?]

[maple_syrup_can]

[R-right... thank you for your... concern...]

[maraihi]

[You can even take a break from work to get checked!]

[maple_syrup_can]

[Oh- that- that shouldn't be necessary. Really.
B-But make sure you take time to get checked as well?]

[maraihi]

[Maraich is totally getting checked by a doctor! He just has to make sure all his friends do, too.]

[maple_syrup_can]

[Friends don't let friends have their private parts fall off?]

[maraihi]

[You bet!]