✔ 62nd Exam | VIDEO

Nov 26, 2011 14:16

[THUMP CRASH BOOM. Obviously this guide was thrown by someone and with a sideways view of the apartment and Maka in the shot, it doesn't take anyone long to figure out who did it.]

Uuuuugh! How many times do I have to tell you?! I'm NOT giving it to you!

C'mon. Don't be so stingy about it!

[And there is Black☆Star on the couch shouting right back at her.]

Stingy? -- Why would I be stingy with that? Of all things?!!

[ Dramatic sigh. ] Trying to hoard it to yourself, having tit-envy...

[Maka's cheeks turn a deep pinkish color.]

W-What?! My breasts are just fine, thank you very much! [She sticks her nose up in the air.] To think I would want them to flop around like pudding, as if!

Pudding. Really. Can't be any different than a set of balls.

[Immediately, she covers her ears.]

Stop, stop, stop, stop! I don't want to hear anymore! [Maka drops her hands and exhales a very loud sigh. Sometimes she wonders why she's friends with him. He's just so exhausting to deal with.]

-- Look, the bottom line is you're not getting porn from me. You can ask all you want and I'm just going to say no every time. Case closed.

You can spare one, can't ya? Look. No one's gonna miss this one volume of Sticky Tits. Consider it an early Christmas present. [ Picking up the magazine and starting to flip through. ]

[she walks over to him, snatches the magazine off his hands, and then hits him with it.] I'm not losing my job because of you! I've done that mistake once and as much as I despise this one, I'm not doing it.

Ow -- hey! I wasn't done with that!

We're done talking about this, got it? [throws it at his face.] Ask me again and I'll punch your brains out. Or what's left of it. [exit stage left.]

[ Black☆Star rolls his eyes, catching the magazine after it smacks him in the face and goes back to looking -- red mark still visible. He's quiet for the time being and then: ] Huh. Hey, Maka, you might like this...

[And although she's off screen, the viewer can hear her groaning loudly in the background.]

UUUUGH! What is it now?!

[ He turns the magazine around to face her, pointing to an advertisement. ] All natural boob enhancement.

[And very quickly, Maka appears right in the video and PUNCHES HIM RIGHT IN THE FACE AND SENDS THAT JERK FLYING!]

black☆star, maka albarn

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