Does Anyone Even Know the Proper Ettiquette for Christmas Shopping? [ACCIDENTAL VIDEO]
[The video clicks on abruptly, the picture askew, as if the Guide were dropped or knocked over. The screen is filled with stampeding feet, tentacles, hooves, virtually any kind of appendage anyone can imagine. A lone hand reaches through the throng of feet, as if desperately clawing for help. Amidst the cries of angry mothers, a shrieking voice can be heard, occasionally punctuated by slaps and punches.]
I'M TELLING YOU I - [SMACK]
DON'T EVEN WANT - [PUNCH] OOF
THE TICKLE ME, BELMO! [THE SOUND OF GLASSES GETTING STEPPED ON.] MY FACE! THAT WAS MY FACE!
YOU HAVE HOOVES! WHO THE HELL WEARS GOLF CLEATS ON TOP OF HOOVES! THAT COMPLETELY DEFEATS THE PURPOSE!!
[Something lands near Shinpachi's barely visible face. it appears to be a fuzzy tentacle beast plushie that, when squeezed, shrieks, giggles and vibrates. This sight is immediately followed by a piercing howl "THE PAIR OF GLASSES HAS THE LAST ONE!"]
W-WHAT?! WHAT?! NO! I DON'T HAVE O- [Several hundred clawing hands, tentacles, suction cups and what have you suddenly hoist Shinpachi out of the frame, the sounds of him literally being torn apart by ravenous Christmas shopping mothers is only broken by his shrill, ear splitting cry.]
HERPES MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
I'M TELLING YOU I - [SMACK]
DON'T EVEN WANT - [PUNCH] OOF
THE TICKLE ME, BELMO! [THE SOUND OF GLASSES GETTING STEPPED ON.] MY FACE! THAT WAS MY FACE!
YOU HAVE HOOVES! WHO THE HELL WEARS GOLF CLEATS ON TOP OF HOOVES! THAT COMPLETELY DEFEATS THE PURPOSE!!
[Something lands near Shinpachi's barely visible face. it appears to be a fuzzy tentacle beast plushie that, when squeezed, shrieks, giggles and vibrates. This sight is immediately followed by a piercing howl "THE PAIR OF GLASSES HAS THE LAST ONE!"]
W-WHAT?! WHAT?! NO! I DON'T HAVE O- [Several hundred clawing hands, tentacles, suction cups and what have you suddenly hoist Shinpachi out of the frame, the sounds of him literally being torn apart by ravenous Christmas shopping mothers is only broken by his shrill, ear splitting cry.]
HERPES MEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!