Filter filter filter [Greetings people. It's time for a small commercial over your network. Catherine is in the commercial
wrapped very provocatively in red ribbon.]
Hello SS Thor.... Oh, it's that time of year, where the Nice are rewarded and the Naughty...
... receive their punishment!
[She giggles and removes the ribbon, revealing her
red leather getup. Don't ask how she's not naked; better question would be how did she hide anything with that ribbon. The camera goes over the thigh high leather boots, over the laces of the corset, and finally pans over that studded collar before flashing back. There's a snap as she pulls the whip taunt and a purr as she licks her lips]
Madame Veronique Foxxe will be handling your discipline for the holidays. From now until the New Year, her sultry collection of dominatrixes will be available 20%, 30%, and 40% off depending on just how bad you've been~
Rather do it yourself? Get any of our lovely bondage sets for 25% off and be ready to stay up all night long. It's good for the inexperienced couple, but also filled with useful toys for those who would love more than a silent night.
We look forward to seeing you.
[She blows a kiss to the camera and winks...]
[Annnnd back to your scheduling program]
(OOC: Yea... I didn't know how to make this any less explicit due to character.)