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[gayformaster]

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Re: [VIDEO]

[mysecrethobby]

[He's probably going to regret this, buuuut...]

I believe the publication is merely quoting Shakespeare (badly) for the purpose of hyperbole, America.

[PERMA-VIDEO]

[mysecrethobby]

No one's lying to you about the dinosaurs.

1/2

[mysecrethobby]

[mysecrethobby]

...You don't know what 'hyperbole' means, do you.

[mysecrethobby]

[Yup, look at that, only three comments in and already all of the regret!]

If you would stop talking for five seconds to actually listen to what is being said to you, then I expect you might feel differently.

As it is, I am honestly not sure why I even bothered.

[mysecrethobby]

Nein that will not be necessary. Unlike certain other countries I could mention, there is nothing wrong with my listening comprehension skills.

[VIDEO]

[maple_syrup_can]

I-it's not true, America! No one has lied to you about dinosaurs, I'm sure...

Re: [VIDEO]

[maple_syrup_can]

[Just... ;A;, bro.]

I- I wouldn't! You know I wouldn't!
The article is fiction!

Re: [VIDEO]

[maple_syrup_can]

...

They want us to believe it's not true... when it's not true...?
So why get upset over it?