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[gayformaster]

~*~*~ SEVENTH EDITION :: NEWSFLASH BULLETIN GOSSIP MAGAZINE MONTHLY~*~*~

Hello, good refugees of Thor! Today, we've put together a special newsflash bulletin of the SECRET LIVES OF YOUR FELLOW REFUGEES!!! Also known as SLOYRF, also known as SLFR! This information has been gathered by both citizens and other refugees alike, and is certainly not for

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[nostray]

--THE HELL'S THIS?!

[lotusrebel]

Judging by my picture, I'm probably a cup size smaller!

[nostray]

... Yeah, maybe y'don't needa show me after all.

[I HAVE ENOUGH ITTY TITTIES IN MY LIFE]

[lotusrebel]

Oh, good. It's a bit too drafty right now anyways.

[nostray]

Wouldn't wanna put a lady through any sorta discomfort.

[lotusrebel]

Aren't you the gentleman?

[nostandards]

Mine are bigger.

[nostray]

Hey. Fer an overnight pair, they ain't so bad.

[nostandards]

You can't get shit with cans like those!

[nostray]

D'ya really wanna do this? D'ya really wanna go down this road? 'Cause I'm tellin' ya, once ya start down this road, there ain't no turning back.

[nostandards]

I'll go down any fuckin' road I want!

[cakefesta]

Lookin' good there, Cocoa Butter.

[nostray]

Don't go lookin' too long. It's a 20 credit minimum every ten minutes after th'first five.

[cakefesta]

Sorry, I only go there to see Glitter Wine. Her tits are much better'n yours. F-Y-I.

[nostray]

Glitter Wine's a slag, an' her tits're worth 60,000 credits from the duff doc down the street. They're a shitty job, though, give 'em two months tops an' she'll be saggy as the day she's layin' on her deathbed lookin' back over the last 80 years an' wonderin' what went wrong.

[cakefesta]

And until that sad, sad day, I will continue to stuff credits in her cleavage, not yours.