Stake-Out oo2 | [Video]

[stakedthat]

Okay, seriously, who is actually in charge here, and please no one say it's the mice again, because honestly, are you listening to yourselves? They would have to be giant demonic mice, and--

They're not, right?

Whatever, I'm getting distracted, I can kill--erm. Extermi--uh. DEAL with giant, demonic mice if that's actually the case (not that

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[manicuredangel]

[Aziraphale is reading when a familiar voice pipes up. He stops paying attention when Buffy seems to ramble on about mice. But when he hears the word "bookshop", his head snaps up and he stares at the guide.

Oh dear.

He fumbles for the device, hand a bit shaky. Is his private solitude going to be interrupted? Not that he wouldn't welcome her, just that... It's his shop. And he's lived in the shop alone for... Well, since he opened the shop. Actually, he's lived alone ever since he came to Earth.]

Er... What, pray tell, is the name of the bookshop?

[manicuredangel]

A... Er... Oh... Why was it in the library?

[stakedthat]

For fun? I don't know, I'm not the architect who thought building a high school on top of sacred demonic...whatever was a genius plan. We're talking about a one-mall, one-crappy-college town with seventeen cemeteries. Either it's a really unfortunate coincidence, or a really, really evil plan that actually worked.

Whichever way you want your cookie crumbled, no one is giving me the Bond-villain speech, so I don't know. High school is hell. I always thought it was a bad joke.

[manicuredangel]

Oh dear. They really didn't quite think that one through, did they?