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[soft click as the audio stream starts]
-an't believe I let you drag me to another of these. How is this any different from that public bath?
This is outside and natural. You really need to learn how to relax!
It's in the heart of a supposedly dormant VOLCANO. How am I supposed to be relaxed?
Oh pshaw, I'm sure we could outrun a volcano~
When you're sitting right on top of it?
Well. I'd be able to outrun it.
[snort] Yeah right. You're not that fast.
If I had a volcano exploding behind me, I'm pretty sure I could run that fast. Meanwhile, you melt. Because your legs are so shor-
WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SHORT A TURTLE COULD RUN FASTER THEN HIM?
I have no idea what you're talking about~!
[insert splashing sounds as Ed goes to dunk Ling]
[sounds of Ling surfacing and hacking up water goes here. And there are apparently DUEL IN THE HOT SPRINGS sounds here.]
[sounds of Ed snickering until Ling manages to get HIM under the water]
Keh. This is fucking gay. [Ling has either suddenly BLASTED through puberty, or Greed's suddenly come out. Probably Greed.] The fuck are you faggots doing here, anyway?
[one last splash as Ed aborts another attempt to dunk Ling, he's not stupid enough to dunk GREED] Fuck if I know. Blame Ling.
Tch, I already have enough to blame the little shit for, might as well add this to it. What are you doing sitting around like a couple of fags for anyway? Don't these hot springs usually have a woman's side?
[the 'huuuuuuh?' going through Ed's head is almost audible] Well, yeah, over there.
[the 'griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin' on Greed's face is almost audible as well. Water sloshes about as he apparently makes his way over to peek at the LADIES]
[Ed is silent for a moment then sputters as he realizes what Greed is doing] Stop that! You'll get us thrown out!
SHHHHHHH. Idiot! Is your mouth the only thing on you that's big!? Get your ass over here and shut up.
What the FUCK for?
...Were you born retarded, or are you really just gay?
I'm not gay!
Then get your not gay self over here. Or have you never seen boobs before.
[more indignant sputtering on Ed's part] I have too see them.
[and anyone that knows Ed well, can probably deduce the boobs he saw were in an anatomy book]
Bullshit.
Fuck you. I'd rather not get thrown out on my ass.
If you don't want to get caught, then you won't get caught.
That is utterly shit logic.
[by now Greed's already peeking into the woman's section] My logic is flawless. You're small.
[SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH yeah, Ed totally took the bait, though he's not looking over just yet]
Was that so hard?
[grumblegrumble] This is not going to end well. [maybe inching up to peek now]
You worry too fuckin' much, y'know what?
Do not.
Well, then- [it can't be seen because lol audio, but Greed totally shoved Ed's face closer] -quit being a bitch and look.
[and Ed is looking]
See? Nothin' to worry about.
I still don't see what the point of doing this i-- [yeah, he maybe gets the point now]
You're what, 16? If you don't see the point in looking at naked women, there's something wrong with you.
Shut up.
You shut up.
No, you shut up.
[a small, almost unnoticable creak]
No, you shut up!
No, you shut u--
[CRASH]
[yeah, the wall just fell down]
Oh fuck.
...That's your fault.
Shut up and run!
[Horrible sounds of WOMEN SCREAMING IN TERROR OH GOD THERE ARE MEN STARING AT US ARE THEY NAKED IDK]
Yeah that's a... good idea.
Shitshitshitshitshitshit--
[sound of running and people screaming and general chaos]
[and then a clunk as the feed ends]
-an't believe I let you drag me to another of these. How is this any different from that public bath?
This is outside and natural. You really need to learn how to relax!
It's in the heart of a supposedly dormant VOLCANO. How am I supposed to be relaxed?
Oh pshaw, I'm sure we could outrun a volcano~
When you're sitting right on top of it?
Well. I'd be able to outrun it.
[snort] Yeah right. You're not that fast.
If I had a volcano exploding behind me, I'm pretty sure I could run that fast. Meanwhile, you melt. Because your legs are so shor-
WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SHORT A TURTLE COULD RUN FASTER THEN HIM?
I have no idea what you're talking about~!
[insert splashing sounds as Ed goes to dunk Ling]
[sounds of Ling surfacing and hacking up water goes here. And there are apparently DUEL IN THE HOT SPRINGS sounds here.]
[sounds of Ed snickering until Ling manages to get HIM under the water]
Keh. This is fucking gay. [Ling has either suddenly BLASTED through puberty, or Greed's suddenly come out. Probably Greed.] The fuck are you faggots doing here, anyway?
[one last splash as Ed aborts another attempt to dunk Ling, he's not stupid enough to dunk GREED] Fuck if I know. Blame Ling.
Tch, I already have enough to blame the little shit for, might as well add this to it. What are you doing sitting around like a couple of fags for anyway? Don't these hot springs usually have a woman's side?
[the 'huuuuuuh?' going through Ed's head is almost audible] Well, yeah, over there.
[the 'griiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin' on Greed's face is almost audible as well. Water sloshes about as he apparently makes his way over to peek at the LADIES]
[Ed is silent for a moment then sputters as he realizes what Greed is doing] Stop that! You'll get us thrown out!
SHHHHHHH. Idiot! Is your mouth the only thing on you that's big!? Get your ass over here and shut up.
What the FUCK for?
...Were you born retarded, or are you really just gay?
I'm not gay!
Then get your not gay self over here. Or have you never seen boobs before.
[more indignant sputtering on Ed's part] I have too see them.
[and anyone that knows Ed well, can probably deduce the boobs he saw were in an anatomy book]
Bullshit.
Fuck you. I'd rather not get thrown out on my ass.
If you don't want to get caught, then you won't get caught.
That is utterly shit logic.
[by now Greed's already peeking into the woman's section] My logic is flawless. You're small.
[SPLASH SPLASH SPLASH yeah, Ed totally took the bait, though he's not looking over just yet]
Was that so hard?
[grumblegrumble] This is not going to end well. [maybe inching up to peek now]
You worry too fuckin' much, y'know what?
Do not.
Well, then- [it can't be seen because lol audio, but Greed totally shoved Ed's face closer] -quit being a bitch and look.
[and Ed is looking]
See? Nothin' to worry about.
I still don't see what the point of doing this i-- [yeah, he maybe gets the point now]
You're what, 16? If you don't see the point in looking at naked women, there's something wrong with you.
Shut up.
You shut up.
No, you shut up.
[a small, almost unnoticable creak]
No, you shut up!
No, you shut u--
[CRASH]
[yeah, the wall just fell down]
Oh fuck.
...That's your fault.
Shut up and run!
[Horrible sounds of WOMEN SCREAMING IN TERROR OH GOD THERE ARE MEN STARING AT US ARE THEY NAKED IDK]
Yeah that's a... good idea.
Shitshitshitshitshitshit--
[sound of running and people screaming and general chaos]
[and then a clunk as the feed ends]