004 :: Accidental Video
[When the feed clicks on all that can be seen is complete darkness. However, the soft sound of scribbling on paper as someone speaks out loud, presumably to themselves, can be heard.]
Dear Diary...yesterday I was so cool! Kesese~ While exploring on the holographic beach thing, which is totally awesome by the way, I found the perfect place to start rebuilding my empire. Old Fritz, it'll be AWESOME, and you'll be so pleased.
[Soon the darkness subsides and it's revealed that the man behind the voice is Prussia sitting on his bed with a notebook in hand, a stripe of white sunscreen sitting across his noise. Presumably preparing for work as a lifeguard. Meanwhile Fritz, the culprit behind starting the recording in the first place, flies up to rest comfortably on his head. Prussia is, of course, completely unfazed by this.]
I've met some really weird people...and things, on this ship of yours. I'm still waiting for the name to be changed on the side, but the printing company said it should only be another two more months. Badass, right? I know, I know. Mausi still won't take me up on those weight training offers. He's seriously wimpy as fuck, he'll never get chicks this way. Oh, there's a little girl who likes putting eyes in burritos. Totally gross, right? Yeah, I know. So not awesome.
[He stops writing for a moment, tapping the pen against his chin while thinking of what else to share]
Oh! There's this crazy samurai dude, right? Swears he's married to Japan. He's not really but I bet Japan is into that kind of shit anyway. Speaking of Japan, he still owes me that last book...anyway, I guess I gotta go now since West keeps nagging me about actually going to work. So boring.
Keep watching over me and my awesome, I hope you're proud, Old Fritz.
Yours forever and always completely awesome, Prussia.
[He closes the notebook and stuffs it in his super secret hiding spot, aka under his bed, before glancing over to the guide, finally noticing that it's recording]
...OI! All you pansies better forget whatever the hell you just saw! Or I'll kick your asses!
Dear Diary...yesterday I was so cool! Kesese~ While exploring on the holographic beach thing, which is totally awesome by the way, I found the perfect place to start rebuilding my empire. Old Fritz, it'll be AWESOME, and you'll be so pleased.
[Soon the darkness subsides and it's revealed that the man behind the voice is Prussia sitting on his bed with a notebook in hand, a stripe of white sunscreen sitting across his noise. Presumably preparing for work as a lifeguard. Meanwhile Fritz, the culprit behind starting the recording in the first place, flies up to rest comfortably on his head. Prussia is, of course, completely unfazed by this.]
I've met some really weird people...and things, on this ship of yours. I'm still waiting for the name to be changed on the side, but the printing company said it should only be another two more months. Badass, right? I know, I know. Mausi still won't take me up on those weight training offers. He's seriously wimpy as fuck, he'll never get chicks this way. Oh, there's a little girl who likes putting eyes in burritos. Totally gross, right? Yeah, I know. So not awesome.
[He stops writing for a moment, tapping the pen against his chin while thinking of what else to share]
Oh! There's this crazy samurai dude, right? Swears he's married to Japan. He's not really but I bet Japan is into that kind of shit anyway. Speaking of Japan, he still owes me that last book...anyway, I guess I gotta go now since West keeps nagging me about actually going to work. So boring.
Keep watching over me and my awesome, I hope you're proud, Old Fritz.
Yours forever and always completely awesome, Prussia.
[He closes the notebook and stuffs it in his super secret hiding spot, aka under his bed, before glancing over to the guide, finally noticing that it's recording]
...OI! All you pansies better forget whatever the hell you just saw! Or I'll kick your asses!