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This is completely unfair! I slave away my entire life so that I could destroy the world, turn it into a barren lifeless husk, pierce the quivering heart of everything that lives and breathes, desecrate their corpses in a hundred meaningless ways, and then rule over them forevermore in Hell itself. Heck, sacrificing those 900 orphaned kids for infinite power was no picnic - there are only so many orphanages you can burn down. You have to start killing parents in order to create more orphans, and then you can start sacrificing the newly parentless brats.
And even my badass doom spells were useless! I mean, I still got to burn down the entirety of Dwarf Land, electrocute all and any retirement homes, completely flood drought stricken agricultural areas - among other things - but that doesn’t mean stupid meteor from the planet Lame can utterly destroy my world! This is my life’s work! You can’t just take it from me!
[waits for a response]
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[starts setting the place on fire]
And even my badass doom spells were useless! I mean, I still got to burn down the entirety of Dwarf Land, electrocute all and any retirement homes, completely flood drought stricken agricultural areas - among other things - but that doesn’t mean stupid meteor from the planet Lame can utterly destroy my world! This is my life’s work! You can’t just take it from me!
[waits for a response]
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[starts setting the place on fire]