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Never mind that I am now on a spaceship. Never mind this silly cover that says "Don't panic" - believe me, I am very far from panicking, but not so much from getting very, very pissed.
I am still hoping I'll just turn on my sleep and this is all a dream, but I should know better than to be that optimistic. So I ask - who the bloody hell engineered this? And if you're going to try to convince me that my world has actually been destroyed, don't even try. It is preposterous, unbelievable, inconceivable! So I am left to believe a very big idiot with massive resources is playing a trick on me! On all of us!
... America, where are you?! This sounds just like something you would do! Is this one of your 'awesome' ideas for a movie script?
And if this is not America's doing, I demand that you - yes, you, whoever is doing this - turn this piece of shite around and drive me, all of us, back home, or so help me God -
...
Well. Since I am stuck here for the time being, can anyone tell me where can a poor sod get a nice cup of tea?
I am still hoping I'll just turn on my sleep and this is all a dream, but I should know better than to be that optimistic. So I ask - who the bloody hell engineered this? And if you're going to try to convince me that my world has actually been destroyed, don't even try. It is preposterous, unbelievable, inconceivable! So I am left to believe a very big idiot with massive resources is playing a trick on me! On all of us!
... America, where are you?! This sounds just like something you would do! Is this one of your 'awesome' ideas for a movie script?
And if this is not America's doing, I demand that you - yes, you, whoever is doing this - turn this piece of shite around and drive me, all of us, back home, or so help me God -
...
Well. Since I am stuck here for the time being, can anyone tell me where can a poor sod get a nice cup of tea?