EVENT START
[The intercom switches on and in a clear, professional voice, one of your captains starts speaking]
Good mor… eve… Hello, everyone!
We have a special announcement concerning the current circumstances surrounding the ship and about how in trouble all of you are!
Ah. Er. That is...
Pleased do not be alarmed! The Chinese Space Dragons currently circling the ship present no real danger to our passengers. While some of them do breathe fire, we're sure that the majority breathe candy hearts with short, 'cute' sayings on them that taste like chalk pure love.
That said, please keep in mind that they can be easily antagonized. Please avoid doing any of the following while they have joined us in our orbit: Don't make eye contact, don't avoid making eye contact, don't smile, don't not smile, don't make faces at, don't wave, don't promote Communist propaganda, don't promote Capitalist propaganda, don't do "the wave", don't high five, don't throw pokéballs, don't attempt to feed, don't smoke, do not attempt to operate Windows 95, 98, 2000, ME, or Vista, do not slam any doors, do not bang on pots and pans, don't insult the candy hearts, don't eat the candy hearts ...or was that do eat the candy hearts...? Oh, well.
[And the intercom clicks off]
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Event Start!
Okay guys! Event's a bit late, but here we go! It's going to last until Friday, so go nuts!
The dragons look like traditional Chinese Dragons in all different colors.
They're somewhat? Aggressive… your character can challenge them if you'd like, and it's up to you whether or not they completely destroy you or you win. You CAN do things like sell dragon skins for a profit, but it's not an official job.
Your characters CAN go about their day as usual if you'd like, as the dragons are being controlled by other means. But again, it's an event! Things are bound to happen!
Questions, comments, etc. go below-- but we may not be able to get to them until tomorrow [as the mods are slowly dropping like flies and succumbing to that crazy thing we call sleep.]
Good mor… eve… Hello, everyone!
We have a special announcement concerning the current circumstances surrounding the ship and about how in trouble all of you are!
Ah. Er. That is...
Pleased do not be alarmed! The Chinese Space Dragons currently circling the ship present no real danger to our passengers. While some of them do breathe fire, we're sure that the majority breathe candy hearts with short, 'cute' sayings on them that taste like chalk pure love.
That said, please keep in mind that they can be easily antagonized. Please avoid doing any of the following while they have joined us in our orbit: Don't make eye contact, don't avoid making eye contact, don't smile, don't not smile, don't make faces at, don't wave, don't promote Communist propaganda, don't promote Capitalist propaganda, don't do "the wave", don't high five, don't throw pokéballs, don't attempt to feed, don't smoke, do not attempt to operate Windows 95, 98, 2000, ME, or Vista, do not slam any doors, do not bang on pots and pans, don't insult the candy hearts, don't eat the candy hearts ...or was that do eat the candy hearts...? Oh, well.
[And the intercom clicks off]
---
Event Start!
Okay guys! Event's a bit late, but here we go! It's going to last until Friday, so go nuts!
The dragons look like traditional Chinese Dragons in all different colors.
They're somewhat? Aggressive… your character can challenge them if you'd like, and it's up to you whether or not they completely destroy you or you win. You CAN do things like sell dragon skins for a profit, but it's not an official job.
Your characters CAN go about their day as usual if you'd like, as the dragons are being controlled by other means. But again, it's an event! Things are bound to happen!
Questions, comments, etc. go below-- but we may not be able to get to them until tomorrow [as the mods are slowly dropping like flies and succumbing to that crazy thing we call sleep.]