badou ☆ NAILS; they say ya gotta lose a couple fights to win it's hard to tell from where I'm sittin
[//VIDEO post]
[the feed shows a bored/agitated Badou sitting, hands tied securely behind a chair]
[he's arguing with whomever is holding the Guide;]
-- told you I'm not readin' off'a no stupid goddamn cards! Jesus, I don't care if it's against Greenhouse motherfucking policy, can't a guy get a damn smoke around h-
[aaand an off-green trollish, stump-like creature with a bandana around it's mouth socks his across the jaw with a hand/root]
-uurf! MOTHERFUCKER, I'LL MAKE TOILET PAPER OUTTA YOU SONS OF FUCKS-
[PUNCHED AGAIN]
[...SIGH]
[he looks straight at the camera, where a tapping cardboard noise is originating from, and (between intermittent root-punches) reads;]
"We've captured your spy, you petal-plucking bastards of the V-Sector-" I SAID I AIN'T NO FUCKIN' SPY, YOU SHITTY -NNGHOOHFF! "If you think we'll stand for your pathetic attempts to get your slimy stamen on our secret fertilizer technique, you'll have to think again." FERTILIZER? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEEEOOOHNFF!! "Give us your seedlings for the Throxenflower-B34 and we will return your stalky weed." WHO'RE YOU SHIT'S CALLING A WEED, THIS IS SO GUUNGH!! "Refuse our demands and he gets pruned." WAIT, WHAT THE SHIT YOU MEAN BY PRUNE-UUNNF.
[spits a tooth, maybe]
..Ffuuh. "You have six hours to prepare the seedlings for the coming light cycle. Suck our pollen, The X-Sector Harvesters-" OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THIS IS JUST GETTING FUCKING STUPID-
[and Badou's boot lashes out, ramming straight into the Guide]
[the feed turns to static]
[//END video post]
[the feed shows a bored/agitated Badou sitting, hands tied securely behind a chair]
[he's arguing with whomever is holding the Guide;]
-- told you I'm not readin' off'a no stupid goddamn cards! Jesus, I don't care if it's against Greenhouse motherfucking policy, can't a guy get a damn smoke around h-
[aaand an off-green trollish, stump-like creature with a bandana around it's mouth socks his across the jaw with a hand/root]
-uurf! MOTHERFUCKER, I'LL MAKE TOILET PAPER OUTTA YOU SONS OF FUCKS-
[PUNCHED AGAIN]
[...SIGH]
[he looks straight at the camera, where a tapping cardboard noise is originating from, and (between intermittent root-punches) reads;]
"We've captured your spy, you petal-plucking bastards of the V-Sector-" I SAID I AIN'T NO FUCKIN' SPY, YOU SHITTY -NNGHOOHFF! "If you think we'll stand for your pathetic attempts to get your slimy stamen on our secret fertilizer technique, you'll have to think again." FERTILIZER? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEEEOOOHNFF!! "Give us your seedlings for the Throxenflower-B34 and we will return your stalky weed." WHO'RE YOU SHIT'S CALLING A WEED, THIS IS SO GUUNGH!! "Refuse our demands and he gets pruned." WAIT, WHAT THE SHIT YOU MEAN BY PRUNE-UUNNF.
[spits a tooth, maybe]
..Ffuuh. "You have six hours to prepare the seedlings for the coming light cycle. Suck our pollen, The X-Sector Harvesters-" OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE, THIS IS JUST GETTING FUCKING STUPID-
[and Badou's boot lashes out, ramming straight into the Guide]
[the feed turns to static]
[//END video post]