[Minamimoto comes into view, his hair pulled back and his bangs singed, floating upsidedown about a foot away from the guide.]
Not a difficult solution once you get the hang of it.
[He clears his throat.] I'm not positive how many of you decided to buy these toys-
[he stops momentarily to grab for his notebook floating somewhere behind him. he holds it up, showing a fairly accurate sketch of
this.]
... you should get rid of them right now. I mean it. They're zetta creepy. They're sentient. They explode. They shoot lasers from their eyes. And if I remember my clichés correctly, they'll try to become our new robot overlords. I don't know about you radians, but I don't want that ugly piece of garbage being my new supreme ruler.
So yeah. Go do that.