ATTENTION DATELESS LOSERS
here are some chicks who need to get laid
1.
LDF ISO LAD A/O SIM ASAP
learning-disabled female in search of large amount of dick and/or a smack in the mouth as soon as possible
2.
SWF LL ISO NSA S&M LO
shitty white female lipstick lesbian in search of no strings attached slave/master lust object
3.
FtM MOFO WTF ISO DICKS
tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny tranny
but if you're into that I mean whatever
4.
BLT ISO W/E 1ER
busty latino tramp in search of well-endowed one-eyed redhead WAITWAIT I GOT THIS GUYS
(Legretta can come too)
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and I guess I'll wingman for these dudes
1.
ASS FAG ISO XO TL&EH
a super special fugly albino gay in search of hugs'n'kisses, true love, and eternal happiness
2.
SAM ISO NG 2 BJ ETC
stupid asian motherfucker in search of nice girl to blow him already relax dude jesus
3.
SOS DSOP ISO GF BYOH
special olympics star on down-syndrome outreach program in search of girlfriend; bring your own helmet
4.
SWM LUG L4L ISO LTR WA WAA LOL
single white male lesbian until graduation looking for love in search of long term relationship with anything; will answer all
matchmaking's for babushkas or something so yeah
can I get paid now
ahhhkfldnkfs