Entry 14 - Penguin Atonement [VIDEO//ACTION]
[The video clicks on, and A GIANT PENGUIN'S FACE FILLS IT UP. As it slowly steps back, you see its true form.]
[The creature isn't entirely... natural? As if someone had slaughtered a man-sized penguin, and was wearing its skin.]
[Oh wait it's just one of those annoying damn STORE MASCOTS, standing in the mall area and advertising something.]
[It is wearing a lovely shirt, and holding a large sign towards the camera, that reads:]
♥Lonely Hearts Dating Service♥
♥Two Blind Dates For The Price Of One!♥
♥SPECIAL LIMITED TIME OFFER♥
♥Dial 555-LOVE♥
[The penguin appears to stare at the camera with its dead, dead eyes for a moment before putting its wings (flippers?) on its hips]
Well?
Ten customers, and I get to take this thing off!
[The creature isn't entirely... natural? As if someone had slaughtered a man-sized penguin, and was wearing its skin.]
[Oh wait it's just one of those annoying damn STORE MASCOTS, standing in the mall area and advertising something.]
[It is wearing a lovely shirt, and holding a large sign towards the camera, that reads:]
♥Lonely Hearts Dating Service♥
♥Two Blind Dates For The Price Of One!♥
♥SPECIAL LIMITED TIME OFFER♥
♥Dial 555-LOVE♥
[The penguin appears to stare at the camera with its dead, dead eyes for a moment before putting its wings (flippers?) on its hips]
Well?
Ten customers, and I get to take this thing off!