007 :: Accidental Video
[Welcome to another round of 'Prussia writes to Old Fritz in his diary'. Dear Fritz, the bird this time, has once again started up the FF without Prussia's knowledge. Enjoy the show since he talks outloud while he writes]
Dear Old Man,
The day is still young but I've already been super cool. [Insert 'kesese~' here]. I know it's been a few days since the last time I wrote you but the lights went out all the ship. Of course all the pansies freaked out but the awesome me had a blast! I got to spend time with cute, little Italy. It was the greatest! His hugs are still the best. I wish he wou-
[He stops writing and scratches out the last sentence before twirling his pen around for a few minutes. Trying to contemplate what to write next, when suddenly...lightbulb]
Mausi made me pancakes, they were almost as good as Canada's. She keeps saying she won't make me anymore but the awesome me is AWESOME at changing people's minds.
OH! Fritz! I have a stalker! She hunted me down in the grocery store and made me cook her dinner. She's kind of hot but the creepy factor ruins it. She's almost on par with that bitch Belarus. [Visibly cringes at the name] One day she'll fly out of the airlock. Maybe Russia should fly out first so Belarus will follow.
I'll tell you more after I get back from work. I'm a newscaster this month. I bet I look awesome on TV. [Aaaand a 'kesesesese~' goes here]
Keep watching over me. I hope you're proud,
Awesomely yours,
Prussia
[He closes the notebook and stuffs it under a hole he made in the floor. SUP WOLFRAM AND YURI. SORRY ABOUT THAT. Only not at all. Picking up his device, he heads out into the hallway, never quite noticing it was recording as the feed finally shuts off on it's own]
Dear Old Man,
The day is still young but I've already been super cool. [Insert 'kesese~' here]. I know it's been a few days since the last time I wrote you but the lights went out all the ship. Of course all the pansies freaked out but the awesome me had a blast! I got to spend time with cute, little Italy. It was the greatest! His hugs are still the best. I wish he wou-
[He stops writing and scratches out the last sentence before twirling his pen around for a few minutes. Trying to contemplate what to write next, when suddenly...lightbulb]
Mausi made me pancakes, they were almost as good as Canada's. She keeps saying she won't make me anymore but the awesome me is AWESOME at changing people's minds.
OH! Fritz! I have a stalker! She hunted me down in the grocery store and made me cook her dinner. She's kind of hot but the creepy factor ruins it. She's almost on par with that bitch Belarus. [Visibly cringes at the name] One day she'll fly out of the airlock. Maybe Russia should fly out first so Belarus will follow.
I'll tell you more after I get back from work. I'm a newscaster this month. I bet I look awesome on TV. [Aaaand a 'kesesesese~' goes here]
Keep watching over me. I hope you're proud,
Awesomely yours,
Prussia
[He closes the notebook and stuffs it under a hole he made in the floor. SUP WOLFRAM AND YURI. SORRY ABOUT THAT. Only not at all. Picking up his device, he heads out into the hallway, never quite noticing it was recording as the feed finally shuts off on it's own]