(If anyone asks, Envy's a rapist)
[the feed turns on to the ~beautiful~ sight of a moving hallway. Axel fumbles with the guide a bit before turning it right side up to show his face instead. HE IS WALKING SOMEWHERE I know I'm shocked too. He gives a two fingered salute and grins lightly-- anyone who knows Axel will notice it's not a real one at all.]
Yooo. Inquiring minds want to know! Any of you ever have that annoying and bitter acquaintance randomly harassing you over and over and --
[there's a sudden thump! and the Guide goes flying through the air in a series of spins until it clatters to the ground. When it lands it reveals Axel flat on his back with someone on top of him. The way the Guide's landed only shows a pair of familiar feet crouching on Axel's chest, accompanied by two strong legs with a familiar and one-of-a-kind skort settled just below slender hips. (Well, the tell-tale signs are familiar to anyone who knows him.)
Long, dark green hair drops into the picture from the top as Envy hunches over his knees, his face revealed to the camera, and peers down at Axel.]
What's this? I've found a traitor.
[Axel stares blankly at Envy for a while before letting his head drop to look at the ceiling.]
... Ow. What's with the excited puppy impression?
People like you are usually better at running. [he lifts one finger and points it toward the camera] I overheard your bitching. What right does a traitor have to complain about anything?
You're mixin' me up with someone else on the running front. Waaaay too much effort. [Axel tilts his head to stare at the screen and then looks back at Envy] Eh, traitor or not, what's it change? Nobodies don't have a right to anything, yadda yadda yadda. Man, if I listened to everyone who told me what I was allowed to do, I'd be staying asleep in bed all day.
[beat]
Actually, not a bad plan! If you get offa me, I'm gonna go ahead and do that.
[a flowing light runs over the finger that Envy lifted until it's grown a few feet longer. It stretches out toward the Guide while he's still focused on the Nobody he's got pinned under him.]
When did I say I'd let you go anywhere?
[a grin half-hidden in wild hair and the elongated finger presses down on the device, clicking it off, and closing the feed.]
((ooc: COLOR CODED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE. Green = Envy, Red = Axel, obvsly. :|))
Yooo. Inquiring minds want to know! Any of you ever have that annoying and bitter acquaintance randomly harassing you over and over and --
[there's a sudden thump! and the Guide goes flying through the air in a series of spins until it clatters to the ground. When it lands it reveals Axel flat on his back with someone on top of him. The way the Guide's landed only shows a pair of familiar feet crouching on Axel's chest, accompanied by two strong legs with a familiar and one-of-a-kind skort settled just below slender hips. (Well, the tell-tale signs are familiar to anyone who knows him.)
Long, dark green hair drops into the picture from the top as Envy hunches over his knees, his face revealed to the camera, and peers down at Axel.]
What's this? I've found a traitor.
[Axel stares blankly at Envy for a while before letting his head drop to look at the ceiling.]
... Ow. What's with the excited puppy impression?
People like you are usually better at running. [he lifts one finger and points it toward the camera] I overheard your bitching. What right does a traitor have to complain about anything?
You're mixin' me up with someone else on the running front. Waaaay too much effort. [Axel tilts his head to stare at the screen and then looks back at Envy] Eh, traitor or not, what's it change? Nobodies don't have a right to anything, yadda yadda yadda. Man, if I listened to everyone who told me what I was allowed to do, I'd be staying asleep in bed all day.
[beat]
Actually, not a bad plan! If you get offa me, I'm gonna go ahead and do that.
[a flowing light runs over the finger that Envy lifted until it's grown a few feet longer. It stretches out toward the Guide while he's still focused on the Nobody he's got pinned under him.]
When did I say I'd let you go anywhere?
[a grin half-hidden in wild hair and the elongated finger presses down on the device, clicking it off, and closing the feed.]
((ooc: COLOR CODED FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE. Green = Envy, Red = Axel, obvsly. :|))