May 02, 2010 11:57
So my best drinking buddy went and eloped on me. Didn't even find out until after the honeymoon was over. It's a crying shame. I would'a liked to have said a few words at the wedding reception. Something like, "You know, Gojyo's a complete arse and I wouldn't marry him for all the sushi in Japan, but he was one hell of a good fuckbuddy despite everything."
[He pauses, and a slow, positively evil grin spreads on his face]
I guess after the fact is okay too, huh?
a.j. crowley