badou ☆ NAILS; looking back I'm still amazed how everything went wrong in every way

May 12, 2010 20:36

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[the feed jars on, and showing a darkened chute]

[the Guide's screen lights up what appears to be the emaciated ass of an anorexic giant spider, covered in soot and crawling haphazardly down]

[the cursing doesn't sound like an arachnoid, though - it might actually sound pretty familiar]

Son of a ... you're doin' the next one, Fnarfad! I don't wanna hear no more fuckin' shit 'bout your poor old knees! Your poor old knees, your poor old knees, you got nine more than I do, oka --

[there's a sudden, alarming sound of boot scraping and slipping]

-- A-AAAY!

[the redhead gives a yelp and lurch-falls down towards the Guide, those spider legs becoming wedged in the chute over his head]

[he snags at the safety rope wildly]

SHIT, FUCK, PULL ME UP! HEY, I NEED A HAND! FNARFAD -- !

[there's no answer, and as he yanks on the rope, the entire thing shoots fluidly down past him]

[and in flailing after it, Badou's arms become solidly wedged.]

.........

......sh-shit.

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