[there is a Xion smiling (or rather, attempting to) on this video recording! she's wearing a costume akin to
this! (if you don't quite know her, the hat obscures the top half of her face.) she's outside a store, apparently for toys. she clears her throat, then nervously proceeds into her sales pitch.]
Hello, and welcome to Pufftystuff Toystore! This weekend we're having a special deal on our stuffed animal selection. Buy any two stuffed animals and you'll get a third one free! Our stuffed animals make ideal gifts for any occasion, so take advantage of this deal while it lasts! Our stuffed animals are made from the highest quality fabric on this side of the galaxy, and we guarantee that you'll find something that suits your taste!
As they say on Zzyzx--
[she stumbles over some strange alien phrase, and after some sort of strange grunt from behind the camera (presumably the owner), the video pans out to showcase some of the merchandise. ... unfortunately, most of the stuffed animals she's trying to sell
aren't quite as adorable.]
[did I say she was smiling? I meant she was absolutely mortified.]