Blast 001 / Video Post

[walking_trouble]

[The Guide clicks on - there's a slanted view of woman with long straight red hair and a man with shoulder-cropped blue hair. Both are in White uniforms with a big "R" on their chests. Aliens stare at them as they pose]

Prepare for trouble!!
Stop wasting my time, you hideous smurf!

Make it double!
I'm not filling out any paperwork!

To protect the world from devastation!
Get out of my way, you jerks!

To unite all people within our nation!
Don't we get any perks?

To denounce the evils of truth and love!
Ugh, this room is atrociously drab!

To extend our reach to the stars above!
My genius deserves something truly fab!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Surrender now, or prepare to fight!

[There's a a long pause.]

Jessie, doesn't it feel like something's missing?

Hmm. You're right, James, but nothing comes to mind...

...

Wait... [Realization dawns on her, and she turns to James.]

...

Wait... [Realization dawns on him, and he turns to Jessie.]

[And then, both voices:]

Meowth!

Nevermind that little furball for now, let's teach these pests a lesson!

Right, he's probably chasing some yarn somewhere!