May 27, 2010 04:03
[The video snaps on as the Guide clatters to the floor, next to what is left of a just recently flipped coffee table. It's sideways, but you can see a very distressed prince bawling his eyes out.]
EVERYTHING TASTES LIKE NOTHING!!!!
[Shinjiro steps out of his room, walking into the frame fully, looking incredibly confused.]
What the hell, what happened to th'table this time?! Are you crying? What is--
[Ling launches himself at Shinji's leg and clings, sobbing pathetically.]
I CAN'T TASTE ANYTHING! IT'S JUST NOTHING!
Ling, I'm deaf, I can't actually hear you.
What. [SHAKES LEG.]
What the hell do you want. You hungry? [SHAKES LEG HARDER]
Get the hell offa me! I'll make ya some damn food!
[GIANT SOB]
What the hell, why are you crying more?!
[This continues for several more minutes until the feed times out.]
[OOC: Shinjiro = dark red; Ling = CHINESE YELLOW]
ling yao/greed,
aragaki shinjiro