badou ☆ NAILS; just in case you were not listening I'm for damage (sweet damage)

[nicotine_patch]

BLACKMAIL AUCTION: YOUR BARE ASSHOLE
some of you you should maybe get those weird little bumps looked at





NAME: ling chun wang dong
TINIEST PACKAGE EVER: sure is skip so to be fair i'll sell it by size
STARTING BID: -20000000000000000 inches



NAME: TITS MCJUGS
HOLY SHIT: THEY CANT BE REAL
STARTING BID: DD IS FOR DAAAAAAMN, DUDE



NAME: old man raven
WRINKLE BALLS: it's like a geriatric pugs face
STARTING BID: horny old ladies got mad cash so i expect some decent bids here



NAME: tweedle dipshit and tweedle dont hurt me
REAL LIFE QUEERSHITS???: all signs point to YETH
STARTING BID: sup renge



NAME: that huge chick in the mask who kills bitches like it aint no thing
TRANNY SUSPICIONS: completely blown out of the water!!! holy fuck that snatch could break your entire arm
STARTING BID: big bids for a big lady come on



NAME: slutbot 2000
PLUG IT IN: you know you want to
STARTING BID: this shit is XXX nasty i aint letting it go cheap

and theres more where those came from and copies so dont be little bitches

i also got [NOT SHOWN];
➞elric
buy now and find out if the dick is metal too
➞nataku
0/10 figure you could do ironing on that chest but if youre into that w/e
➞sanzo
monks gone wild
➞some pansy with purple hair
with a fan club??? is this guy famous or some shit
➞creepy motherfucker who smiles too much
itd be like fucking the burger king

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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