[video] thor needs more awkward times
[ The guide comes on to reveal five lovely catgirl nurses, all of whom are clad in horrifically short-skirts and cat ears, and all of whom are unaware that the guide is recording. After a bit of shakiness, some of you may recognize the nurses as Xion, Naminé, Amaterasu, Sakura.... and Hope. Ammy looks very awkward, Sakura looks tired and irritated, with a smile that does nothing to hide it, Naminé looks anxious, while Xion and Hope look absolutely horrified. ]
Sir...? Can we please have that back? We can't really treat you if you're holding onto it.
For pity’s sake! I’m just holding onto it. You know the arrangement. None of you are to treat me until you perform “that”. And you’ll need your hands free after all.
...R-right. That.
[ There is a very nervous and embarrassed tone to Xion’s voice. But not so much as Hope, who sounds like he’s about to die. ]
Do... do we really have to?
Oh, calm down young lady. No one’s going to see you but me.
L-LADY!?
Hope-san... it's just a mistake. I think it's best if we just finish this now...
[ Hope responds with a whine of reluctant compliance, and Sakura is grumbling incoherently in the background. ]
Will you girls hurry up? I haven’t got all day. I am dying after all.
We simply couldn't allow that to happen, sir!
[ The other ladies and Hope exchange expressions that pretty much say “kill me” as Sakura heads over to a stereo and clicks a button. Their faces change to have them all smile, but with their true feelings being betrayed by their eyes, as this song blares out. The group then does the dance with disturbingly well practiced choreography and lip synching. Xion plays the part of Haruhi (short brown hair, yellow ribbons), Naminé plays the part of Yuki (short purple-ish hair), Hope plays the part of Mikuru (Long orange hair) because he’s the moe~ one, Ammy plays the part of Kyon (dark brown haired boy), and Sakura plays the part of Itsuki (light brown haired boy). After this horrible trainwreck ensues, the nurses resume their regularly pained expressions as the patient claps like mad. ]
That was excellent, ladies! As you all know, I’m not long for this world, so I appreciate you all doing this for me. This will make a wonderful video keepsake.
[ There is stunned silence as all five nurses look at the guide and just now notice a little red light blinking. ]
Why the surprised expre-
[ The last image the guide records before the feed shuts off is Hope and Sakura simultaneously launching themselves towards towards the guide, hands outstretched and several cries of rage and dismay being uttered. ]
( ooc: Naminé, Xion, Hope, Amaterasu, and Sakura, and italics are the patient. )
Sir...? Can we please have that back? We can't really treat you if you're holding onto it.
For pity’s sake! I’m just holding onto it. You know the arrangement. None of you are to treat me until you perform “that”. And you’ll need your hands free after all.
...R-right. That.
[ There is a very nervous and embarrassed tone to Xion’s voice. But not so much as Hope, who sounds like he’s about to die. ]
Do... do we really have to?
Oh, calm down young lady. No one’s going to see you but me.
L-LADY!?
Hope-san... it's just a mistake. I think it's best if we just finish this now...
[ Hope responds with a whine of reluctant compliance, and Sakura is grumbling incoherently in the background. ]
Will you girls hurry up? I haven’t got all day. I am dying after all.
We simply couldn't allow that to happen, sir!
[ The other ladies and Hope exchange expressions that pretty much say “kill me” as Sakura heads over to a stereo and clicks a button. Their faces change to have them all smile, but with their true feelings being betrayed by their eyes, as this song blares out. The group then does the dance with disturbingly well practiced choreography and lip synching. Xion plays the part of Haruhi (short brown hair, yellow ribbons), Naminé plays the part of Yuki (short purple-ish hair), Hope plays the part of Mikuru (Long orange hair) because he’s the moe~ one, Ammy plays the part of Kyon (dark brown haired boy), and Sakura plays the part of Itsuki (light brown haired boy). After this horrible trainwreck ensues, the nurses resume their regularly pained expressions as the patient claps like mad. ]
That was excellent, ladies! As you all know, I’m not long for this world, so I appreciate you all doing this for me. This will make a wonderful video keepsake.
[ There is stunned silence as all five nurses look at the guide and just now notice a little red light blinking. ]
Why the surprised expre-
[ The last image the guide records before the feed shuts off is Hope and Sakura simultaneously launching themselves towards towards the guide, hands outstretched and several cries of rage and dismay being uttered. ]
( ooc: Naminé, Xion, Hope, Amaterasu, and Sakura, and italics are the patient. )