Entry 20 - Ice Cream Isn't Milk [VIDEO] (BACKDATED to the afternoon)
[The video flips on to a... sign. That sign is bright. That sign is rainbow. It reads:]
♕PRINCE PUKLER'S♕
♕ICE CREAM PALACE♕
♕ON THE 25TH, GET 2-SUNDAES-FOR-5-CREDITS!♕
[After a minute, it flashes to another message:]
♕SEAFOOD SATURDAY♕
♕1/2 PRICE OUR FISHIEST FLAVORS!♕
♕REMEMBER: FREE SAMPLES ON ANY OF OUR 401 FLAVORS ANYTIME!♕
[That sign should basically be illegal. Luckily, after another second, a number of workers, all dressed in adorable stripy outfits step out in front of it. Luke follows them out, dressed in his own twee uniform.]
Hey! It's almost the end of the month, and you know what that means! More "Prince Pukler's Ice Cream Palace" specials, just for you! Today is 2-for-5 credit sundaes, and tomorrow is half price off your favorite... [he hesitates, as if the thought itself is repulsive to him, but picks up again, without missing a beat.] ...seafood flavors!
We've got Ice cream, gelato, sorbet, frozen yogurt, kulfi, shaved ice and of course, dondurma- not to mention our fold-ins selection is bigger than ever! You asked for kwalak cawl, and we got it! Our trucks are waiting by for to-your-door delivery, and just remember: one tip will get you a song request from any of our workers, in and out of store!
So come on down to "Prince Pukler's Ice Cream Palace", and get ready for a royal frozen treatment!
[He waves cheerfully to the camera, clearly trying not to laugh at his own joke, then exits, stage right. Offscreen, just before the camera flicks off, there is a barely audible question of:]
How'd I do?
♕PRINCE PUKLER'S♕
♕ICE CREAM PALACE♕
♕ON THE 25TH, GET 2-SUNDAES-FOR-5-CREDITS!♕
[After a minute, it flashes to another message:]
♕SEAFOOD SATURDAY♕
♕1/2 PRICE OUR FISHIEST FLAVORS!♕
♕REMEMBER: FREE SAMPLES ON ANY OF OUR 401 FLAVORS ANYTIME!♕
[That sign should basically be illegal. Luckily, after another second, a number of workers, all dressed in adorable stripy outfits step out in front of it. Luke follows them out, dressed in his own twee uniform.]
Hey! It's almost the end of the month, and you know what that means! More "Prince Pukler's Ice Cream Palace" specials, just for you! Today is 2-for-5 credit sundaes, and tomorrow is half price off your favorite... [he hesitates, as if the thought itself is repulsive to him, but picks up again, without missing a beat.] ...seafood flavors!
We've got Ice cream, gelato, sorbet, frozen yogurt, kulfi, shaved ice and of course, dondurma- not to mention our fold-ins selection is bigger than ever! You asked for kwalak cawl, and we got it! Our trucks are waiting by for to-your-door delivery, and just remember: one tip will get you a song request from any of our workers, in and out of store!
So come on down to "Prince Pukler's Ice Cream Palace", and get ready for a royal frozen treatment!
[He waves cheerfully to the camera, clearly trying not to laugh at his own joke, then exits, stage right. Offscreen, just before the camera flicks off, there is a barely audible question of:]
How'd I do?