[The Guide clicks on to reveal a small round object bouncing up and down, its "wings" (or are they "ears"?) flapping rapidly. It seems to be a robot of some sort, and from what can be seen in the background, one might guess the machine has recently made it into Arrivals.
Lively music plays in the background - the Haro bounces in time with it.]
[A small title card appears above, reading:]
( HELLO! HELLO! EXCUSE ME! YOU UNDERSTAND? THANK YOU VERY MUCH! )
[The feed wobbles after a while, as if the Guide's been picked up by someone off screen.]
[Another card appears.]
What have you got there? Oh, I see. So is it an electronic encyclopedia of some kind, or maybe...?
[The Guide wobbles again and a girl's chin and shoulders come into view.]
[Cards.]
Hmm... so it records, too? Well that's interesting.
( HELLO! HELLO! WHAT'S YOUR NAME? YOU UNDERSTAND? HELLO! HELLO! )