Jul 05, 2010 00:58
This is ridicu--
[ A GREAT CRASHING BOOM AND ROAR. ]
Ridiculous. Do you want to run now?
That might be--
[ with a thump, the audio feed ends.
Minutes later, it's on again, this time with video, falling, transmitting a dizzying shot of big, broad leaves, dark canopy, and a giant insect that buzzes off-screen as the Guide itself hits the ground. Glimpsed through the disturbed foliage, Kamui cracks his knuckles as he sighs. A large, toothy form tries to take a chunk out of him -- and is pimp-slapped away mid-roar. ]
Ssh.
[ Something flies at the camera, and it's dark as crashing brush, a second roaring animal, and then a roar of truncated pain transmits. The Guide is struck, audio cutting out, and the cutting back in. When it comes back, it catches Sakura talking. ]
-- hey, Kamui. [ with an extended pause; ] Why's yours bigger than mine?
[ Was this rhetorical? Largely. Joking? Entirely. Still asked? Bet your bum.
Partly in camera view, both Sakura and Kamui are sitting on their respective large, unconscious assailants -- being predatory dinosaurs of decently large size. Kamui is completely nonplussed. His answer reflects this calm, while Sakura looks a little hair-ruffled. ]
It's larger, and so it wanted the larger meal.
[ Sakura snorts, though she seems to "accept" this answer, patting the dinosaur she's sitting on. At this distance, it's impossible to tell she's rolling her eyes... unless you know her well, or you're Kamui. ]
By the way, [ Kamui adds with that same unflappable calm from earlier, gently stroking the dinosaur he's perched on; ] Your Guide's on.
haruno sakura,
fuuma "kamui" monou