003 || OF APPLES AND ORANGES || VIDEO + ACTION

Jul 14, 2010 15:01

[Because Naruto likes to multitask, one of his clones is using the Guide to gather information. The video is activated while the clone is reading through some entries about fruit.

A few more Narutos are visible just over his shoulder. There's a line of females in front of the group, and at the front is most likely the real Naruto. He mumbles something to the clone next to him who hands him a bra which is then given to the woman in the front of the line. She moves off the the side and the next female steps up.

Ever since Meer's advertisement, Naruto has been swamped at his job as a bra fitter. If you listen, you can hear what he's saying even though he's whispering to his clones...]

Ehhhhhhh... I'd say... oranges!

[The clone beside him nods, moves to a basket with a sign that reads in poorly written letters 'ORANGES' and hands Naruto a bra. Yes. Naruto has been bra fitting using the ingenious method of comparing breasts to fruit. (Feel free to have your character see plenty of other baskets with all sorts of absurd fruit names on them)]

NEXT! [Another female steps up. Naruto takes one look and turns red before snickering.] OI! Got another melon. [One of the clones pumps his fist, another one stares wide-eyed, a third one's nose begins to bleed, and the fourth hands Naruto a very large bra. The woman moves on and is replaced by a more exotic alien female.]

... The hell? Hey! You with the Guide! What about this one? [The clone holding the Guide turns to look and then glances back at the Guide as if checking over some pictures.]

PRICKLY PEAR, BOSS!

[ACTION for coworkers, customers, anyone who wants to visit; Guide communication otherwise]

uzumaki naruto

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