9 Yojana in 1 Slash - [Video/Action]
Good afternoon, residents of the Thor.
First, before I begin, I'd like to apologize to those who were worried about me last month. What I did was a mistake, and I'm sorry to have caused all of you to worry. I promise things are alright, and my memories are fully intact. And Ran-san, if you could meet with me later, I'd really like that.
Now then, today is the start of gym class, I'll be your teacher. My name is Youmu Konpaku. Firstly let's go over some rules, since this class can get out of hand.
1-Please don't wander when I am talking.
2-Don't talk while I am talking.
3-Don't attack others for no reason.
4-Don't spit at others for no reason.
5-Don't play pranks on people just because you think you're funny.
6-Don't change the rules of the game to your liking.
7-Don't push people to gain an advantage.
8-Don't pout because your team didn't win, it's just a game.
9-Don't lie about having an illness so you can't compete.
10-Don't wear jeans or any other type of clothing not meant for running around in.
11-Don't assume you know everything and make the experience unappealing for everyone else.
12-Have fun.
Now then, with that out of the way, the first game we're supposed to play today is called...
[Youmu looks at her paper for a bit, her expression turns to a very confused one.]
Star Wars Dodgeball...
Umm.
[She starts reading the page again, as if trying to think about what she's going to say next. Obviously the rules are ridiculous.]
Actually, does anyone have any ideas for a game? One of your favorites. Otherwise, I suppose we can just practice basic endurance skills.
.......No, nevermind, it looks like we're playing Tennis.
First, before I begin, I'd like to apologize to those who were worried about me last month. What I did was a mistake, and I'm sorry to have caused all of you to worry. I promise things are alright, and my memories are fully intact. And Ran-san, if you could meet with me later, I'd really like that.
Now then, today is the start of gym class, I'll be your teacher. My name is Youmu Konpaku. Firstly let's go over some rules, since this class can get out of hand.
1-Please don't wander when I am talking.
2-Don't talk while I am talking.
3-Don't attack others for no reason.
4-Don't spit at others for no reason.
5-Don't play pranks on people just because you think you're funny.
6-Don't change the rules of the game to your liking.
7-Don't push people to gain an advantage.
8-Don't pout because your team didn't win, it's just a game.
9-Don't lie about having an illness so you can't compete.
10-Don't wear jeans or any other type of clothing not meant for running around in.
11-Don't assume you know everything and make the experience unappealing for everyone else.
12-Have fun.
Now then, with that out of the way, the first game we're supposed to play today is called...
[Youmu looks at her paper for a bit, her expression turns to a very confused one.]
Star Wars Dodgeball...
Umm.
[She starts reading the page again, as if trying to think about what she's going to say next. Obviously the rules are ridiculous.]
Actually, does anyone have any ideas for a game? One of your favorites. Otherwise, I suppose we can just practice basic endurance skills.
.......No, nevermind, it looks like we're playing Tennis.