[Video: Auction!]

[maraihi]

[The video opens to Maraich, dressed up in a formal outfit with a few photos face-down in front of him on the counter]

Good morning, everyone. It has come to my attention that my handsome waiter, Kaoru, is single. So I thought I would do something to benefit everyone. That's why I'm holding a

CHARITY AUCTION

Up for auction: A date with one

Comments

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[spittake]

I - what?!? Seriously?!?

[Video]

[maraihi]

I'm not selling him for those sort of services.

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

IT STARTS AS A DATE AND THEN DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT LEADS TO?!? DO YOU?!?

[hisshiss] Kissing!

AND THEN TAINTING!

[Video]

[maraihi]

Exactly what are you expecting to do with him on this date?

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

Hit a god damn home run and pass all the godforsaken bases - YOU ARE WHORING MY HOST!

Oh, and Kurt and I are joining forces. 430.

[Video]

[maraihi]

You've have a strange idea about what charity auctions are for.

Very well.

[Video]

[maraihi]

The bid is up to 450 now.

Kaoru does quite well, don't you think?

[Video]

[maraihi]

You and Kurt have won him, congratulations. You can drop off the 520 credits at Class Act.

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

Ohmygawd we won?!?!?

YAY AND -

...520. Really?

[Video]

[maraihi]

That's what Kurt said.

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

...oh well. It's for charity.

[Video]

[maraihi]

Exactly. It'll be nice to start getting the meals out there.

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[notasinglelady]

Renge what are you competing against me?

[Yeah he said 200. He has his reasons.]

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

BECAUSE THIS HE-SHE IS TRYING TO RUIN MY WEDDING BY TAINTING THE BEST MAN!

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[notasinglelady]

Then why you and me don't join forces, pay 430 credits and stop this madness?

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[ukidoki_orgasm]

...okay! Deal! No tainting my host!