[audio] A very merry unbirthd-- wait it is his birthday! (backdated to you know late afternoon)

[brbavenging]

[the audio turns on to the sound of a cat hissing and mewing, followed by the pitiful whimpers of one(1) Uzumaki Naruto, which anyone who's ever met him can recognize through sheer levels of annoyance. Or something. Meanwhile, other people not currently faceraped by cat are seemingly having a conversation]

Sorry, Sasuke-kun, I don't know why he's doing that to your present... Naruto, stop teasing the cat!

I'm NOT TEASIN' ANYTHING IT... IT JUST DOESN'T LIKE ME!

I don't care if that cat mauls the idiot, I'm not celebrating my birthday, least of all with both of you.