Jul 26, 2010 23:33
[ animal crackers in my soup ]
[ Monkeys and Rabbits, Loop-Da-Loop ]
[ see Beat with a little dog cracker and flopped down on 5-2's dining room table, fingers making the animal run across the surface. ]
See Spot.
See Spot run.
Run, Spot, Run; run like a mofucka 'cuz dey tryin'na gun yo ass down.
[ from the other side of the table, he's holding a water gun. ]
[ except it's full of milk. ]
[ PA-SQUISH SQUISH: that is one soggy cracker. ]
[ there's a long, tetchy silence where he stares at the cracker beginning to wilt on the table. ]
[ and gives the longest, loudest, most unbelievable GROAN ever known to man. ]
MAN, I'M SO BORED I'M PUTTIN' FOOD-LASSIE DOWN FO' DA COUNT.
[ THUNK ]
[ the table just +1'd his forehead. good thing he's practically a battering ram! ]
daisukenojo "beat" biito