VIDEO ⇨ Eighth BEAT-DOWN

Jul 26, 2010 23:33

[ animal crackers in my soup ]

[ Monkeys and Rabbits, Loop-Da-Loop ]

[ see Beat with a little dog cracker and flopped down on 5-2's dining room table, fingers making the animal run across the surface. ]

See Spot.

See Spot run.

Run, Spot, Run; run like a mofucka 'cuz dey tryin'na gun yo ass down.

[ from the other side of the table, he's holding a water gun. ]

[ except it's full of milk. ]

[ PA-SQUISH SQUISH: that is one soggy cracker. ]

[ there's a long, tetchy silence where he stares at the cracker beginning to wilt on the table. ]

[ and gives the longest, loudest, most unbelievable GROAN ever known to man. ]

MAN, I'M SO BORED I'M PUTTIN' FOOD-LASSIE DOWN FO' DA COUNT.

[ THUNK ]

[ the table just +1'd his forehead. good thing he's practically a battering ram! ]

daisukenojo "beat" biito

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