Mission 07 ❈ [Video]
[Ahhh, what a wonderful day on planet Selva! The sun's shining, the birds are singing, the dinosaurs are roaring, the tourists are screaming-]
I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE NEST ALONE, DIDN'T I?! BUT NOOOOO, DON'T BOTHER LISTENING TO YOUR WIFE WHO CLEARLY HAS MORE COMMON SENSE THEN YOU!
D-Dear-
DON'T YOU "DEAR" ME! IF WE SURVIVE THIS, I'M FILING FOR A DIVORCE! A DIVORCE, YOU HEAR ME?!
[Well, well. It seems a few of the curiouser residents of the Thor thought it was a great idea to steal a few baby dinosaur eggs and document the entire process. Too bad for them that the mother caught on to their dastardly plan. Must have been when they were changing tapes. Silly, don't they know that digital is the way of the future?]
OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGO-
[The Triceratops charges! Oh no, it's the end for our two lovebirds! But then, at the last second, the dinosaur veers of in another direction! What could have caused this miracle? Stay tuned to find out, next time on-]
[Waaaait, is that a person? Standing on the dinosaur's back? Wearing leather in this heat and humidity?]
[The triceratops heads off into the wild blue yonder, while the mysterious figure lightly jumps off the dinosaur's back to land in front of the couple. Oh, it's just Dante. He looks a little bored.]
For a "fearsome beast of ages past", that thing moved slower then a half dead Scarecrow. Think a T-Rex would be faster?
[The video just trembles before falling sideways. It seems the camera husband has fainted.]
I TOLD YOU! I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE NEST ALONE, DIDN'T I?! BUT NOOOOO, DON'T BOTHER LISTENING TO YOUR WIFE WHO CLEARLY HAS MORE COMMON SENSE THEN YOU!
D-Dear-
DON'T YOU "DEAR" ME! IF WE SURVIVE THIS, I'M FILING FOR A DIVORCE! A DIVORCE, YOU HEAR ME?!
[Well, well. It seems a few of the curiouser residents of the Thor thought it was a great idea to steal a few baby dinosaur eggs and document the entire process. Too bad for them that the mother caught on to their dastardly plan. Must have been when they were changing tapes. Silly, don't they know that digital is the way of the future?]
OHGODOHGODOHGODOHGO-
[The Triceratops charges! Oh no, it's the end for our two lovebirds! But then, at the last second, the dinosaur veers of in another direction! What could have caused this miracle? Stay tuned to find out, next time on-]
[Waaaait, is that a person? Standing on the dinosaur's back? Wearing leather in this heat and humidity?]
[The triceratops heads off into the wild blue yonder, while the mysterious figure lightly jumps off the dinosaur's back to land in front of the couple. Oh, it's just Dante. He looks a little bored.]
For a "fearsome beast of ages past", that thing moved slower then a half dead Scarecrow. Think a T-Rex would be faster?
[The video just trembles before falling sideways. It seems the camera husband has fainted.]