Hands-on [very accidental video]
[So Ran Fan is sitting at the kitchen table with her Sex-Ed textbook and she's got a look of most intense concentration on her face. In her hands she has a large stem of broccoli. And now she's taking out-- a box of condoms?]
[Yeeeah she seems to be trying to put a condom on the broccoli. It's not working well. The condom tears and she gapes at it in horror!!!! That's a BABY!!! She's trying frantically to get a the second condom on the broccoli when Renge walks in.]
[Renge does not simply walk in; she waltzes in and stops short and sort of just stares at Ran Fan, cocking her head to the side and trying to formulate words that just don't seem to be coming out of her mouth.]
[But then she shakes her head. It's better not to ask anyway, right?]
You're doing it wrong.
I am? Am I not stretching it enough beforehand? How is it supposed to be done.
No. You're putting it on the wrong sort of... uh. Object.
[Renge titters a little 'silly girl' before coming over to sit right next to Ran Fan and reaches for the fruit bowl, dragging it in front of her and pulling out several - you guessed it - bananas.]
[One big - maybe this is a plantain -, one around the normal size for a banana, and one so small it's still green]
Try with these, silly~!
[OHHHH. Ran Fan inspects the three fruits. She grabs the biggest one, with a determined gleam in her eye!]
It's this size.
What's that size?
[Renge doesn't get what she's getting at - sizes vary after all]
[Ran Fan pauses. Reddens.]
Erm..........
[Renge still doesn't get it.]
Why are you blushing? It's just a banana.
[Yeeeah she seems to be trying to put a condom on the broccoli. It's not working well. The condom tears and she gapes at it in horror!!!! That's a BABY!!! She's trying frantically to get a the second condom on the broccoli when Renge walks in.]
[Renge does not simply walk in; she waltzes in and stops short and sort of just stares at Ran Fan, cocking her head to the side and trying to formulate words that just don't seem to be coming out of her mouth.]
[But then she shakes her head. It's better not to ask anyway, right?]
You're doing it wrong.
I am? Am I not stretching it enough beforehand? How is it supposed to be done.
No. You're putting it on the wrong sort of... uh. Object.
[Renge titters a little 'silly girl' before coming over to sit right next to Ran Fan and reaches for the fruit bowl, dragging it in front of her and pulling out several - you guessed it - bananas.]
[One big - maybe this is a plantain -, one around the normal size for a banana, and one so small it's still green]
Try with these, silly~!
[OHHHH. Ran Fan inspects the three fruits. She grabs the biggest one, with a determined gleam in her eye!]
It's this size.
What's that size?
[Renge doesn't get what she's getting at - sizes vary after all]
[Ran Fan pauses. Reddens.]
Erm..........
[Renge still doesn't get it.]
Why are you blushing? It's just a banana.