A good first impression is important [Video]
[As the feed opens, the only thing the viewer can see is the new arrival's desk, partly obscured by a pale thumb. An irritated Vogon sits behind the desk, attempting to shoo whoever is holding the guide away]
Young man, you have your paper work and your guide. Please move aside to fill it out so I can get this line moving.
[There's a casual sigh from the guide's owner, and the guide is set down on the desk. The viewer now gets a full shot of the ceiling, as well as part of someone's face and torso. It's mostly obscured by bandages, and a braid of salmon colored hair hangs over his shoulder. Common sense would dictate that this must be the guide's new owner, and said owner plops the giant stack of paperwork right back onto the Vogon's desk.]
I don't feel like filling out all of this paperwork. It's so boring.
[The Vogon grunts in annoyance and pushes the stack back towards the bandage wrapped boy]
If you want a room or money, you have to fill it out! No if's, and's or but's!
[The boy cocks his head to the side, a pleasant grin barely visible from beneath his bandaged face]
I have an idea that'll make this more fun. How many papers would you say are in this stack?
There's 2,056, including duplicates, now please-
Oooh, that's quite a bit! How about this, then. For every paper I have to fill out, I get to kill someone in this room. Doesn't that sound more interesting~?
[The Vogon is unphased by the boy's threat, and even stands up at this point to shoo him away with his hands]
Please, you're holding up the line! Go and fill out your-
[The Vogon is suddenly cut off as the boy makes a sudden movement, knocking the guide to the floor. The viewer now gets to see a headless Vogon sitting next to the one the boy was talking to, and within a matter of seconds the guide's camera becomes splattered with blood. Naturally, the room is filled with screaming people at this point. The guide is jostled a bit before it's picked up, and the blood is wiped away with the boy's now removed face bandages. Said boy is still wearing a perfectly pleasant smile on his face.]
That's one sheet down. Only 2,055 more to go!
[The Vogon who is still fortunate enough to have a head sputters something, and pulls the paperwork away before shoving a room key and some other crap into the boy's hand]
H-HERE'S YOUR ROOM KEY AND YOUR REFUGEE FUND H-HAVE A NICE DAY!
Ahh, what good service!
[AAAAAAAAND the video ends]
[EDIT: for continuity's sake, this post takes place about 30 hours after Zura and Gintoki "did their terrorist shit", according to the lovely asuka~]
Young man, you have your paper work and your guide. Please move aside to fill it out so I can get this line moving.
[There's a casual sigh from the guide's owner, and the guide is set down on the desk. The viewer now gets a full shot of the ceiling, as well as part of someone's face and torso. It's mostly obscured by bandages, and a braid of salmon colored hair hangs over his shoulder. Common sense would dictate that this must be the guide's new owner, and said owner plops the giant stack of paperwork right back onto the Vogon's desk.]
I don't feel like filling out all of this paperwork. It's so boring.
[The Vogon grunts in annoyance and pushes the stack back towards the bandage wrapped boy]
If you want a room or money, you have to fill it out! No if's, and's or but's!
[The boy cocks his head to the side, a pleasant grin barely visible from beneath his bandaged face]
I have an idea that'll make this more fun. How many papers would you say are in this stack?
There's 2,056, including duplicates, now please-
Oooh, that's quite a bit! How about this, then. For every paper I have to fill out, I get to kill someone in this room. Doesn't that sound more interesting~?
[The Vogon is unphased by the boy's threat, and even stands up at this point to shoo him away with his hands]
Please, you're holding up the line! Go and fill out your-
[The Vogon is suddenly cut off as the boy makes a sudden movement, knocking the guide to the floor. The viewer now gets to see a headless Vogon sitting next to the one the boy was talking to, and within a matter of seconds the guide's camera becomes splattered with blood. Naturally, the room is filled with screaming people at this point. The guide is jostled a bit before it's picked up, and the blood is wiped away with the boy's now removed face bandages. Said boy is still wearing a perfectly pleasant smile on his face.]
That's one sheet down. Only 2,055 more to go!
[The Vogon who is still fortunate enough to have a head sputters something, and pulls the paperwork away before shoving a room key and some other crap into the boy's hand]
H-HERE'S YOUR ROOM KEY AND YOUR REFUGEE FUND H-HAVE A NICE DAY!
Ahh, what good service!
[AAAAAAAAND the video ends]
[EDIT: for continuity's sake, this post takes place about 30 hours after Zura and Gintoki "did their terrorist shit", according to the lovely asuka~]