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Inhabitants of 4-6, I am proud to announce that I've fully moved in!! No welcome party will be necessary, but if any of you feel the passionate urge to throw one, who am I to stop you? (I stocked all the kitchen cabinets with balloons, just in case. Haruhi would be proud of me!! They were on sale!)
I hope none of you are allergic to dogs. If you are, please imagine them as stallions instead, the gentle wind dancing through their fur, the soft clickclickclick of nails--ah, hooves--against tile! Maybe Antoinette will even let you ride on her back into the sunset...!!
HOWEVER!
Take any smoking outside! In fact, go to a different floor! Or a different part of the ship entirely! Unlike what it appears to be a large number of people on this ship, I happen to know for a fact that if you smoke, you will catch on fire in your sleep and tragically die.
No ifs, buts, or maybes! It may not happen today, it may not happen tomorrow, but it'll happen the day after when you least expect it!
[PRIVATE TO: Aragaki Shinjiro! / hackable]
Mr Shinjiro! I think it was an act of fate that we met recently and that you happened to be very good friends with, as luck might have it, two people that are also good friends of mine!
I have a small favor~ and Kaoru said you were the person to ask!
I hope none of you are allergic to dogs. If you are, please imagine them as stallions instead, the gentle wind dancing through their fur, the soft clickclickclick of nails--ah, hooves--against tile! Maybe Antoinette will even let you ride on her back into the sunset...!!
HOWEVER!
Take any smoking outside! In fact, go to a different floor! Or a different part of the ship entirely! Unlike what it appears to be a large number of people on this ship, I happen to know for a fact that if you smoke, you will catch on fire in your sleep and tragically die.
No ifs, buts, or maybes! It may not happen today, it may not happen tomorrow, but it'll happen the day after when you least expect it!
[PRIVATE TO: Aragaki Shinjiro! / hackable]
Mr Shinjiro! I think it was an act of fate that we met recently and that you happened to be very good friends with, as luck might have it, two people that are also good friends of mine!
I have a small favor~ and Kaoru said you were the person to ask!