Aug 11, 2010 00:29
Well, now! This is interesting indeed. Putting a poor old man like me in such a hostile environment... what were they thinking?
It's been three days since we've been detained, and for some odd reason, I feel tensions rising! Tempers boiling over! The fight for survival is nigh! Why, the hairs on the back of my neck are standing up just thinking about it!
Perhaps we should try to be diplomatic about this, and start voting on who to sacrifice in order to make a decent meal? As the only one of us who can actually cook, I gracefully opt out of being a contender.
On the other hand, I'm sure we can also settle for any volunteers.
jade curtiss