►003 [Video]
[Your screen is suddenly filled with nothing but...blue. Solid blue, with the slightest hint of texture to it. Is it skin, is it fur? It's impossible to tell.]
[But, seconds later, thunderous SNORING fills the speakers. ...No, really, we are talking really fucking loud snoring. The feed actually vibrates along with it.]
[For several seconds that's all there is to see and hear - but, at length, the rustle of footsteps on grass can finally be picked up, in the silent intervals between the deafening rumbles. Finally, the feed moves - and is scooped up by Red, who peers at the camera with a faint frown, exasperation evident.]
[For a moment he seems about to turn it off, when a thought occurs to him, and he hesitates.]
...Um.
[ZzzzzZZZZZzz]
Need--
[ZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZz]
[Red casts a brief, petulant glance over his shoulder at the mass of blue, then turns back to the Guide and tugs on the brim of his cap with his free hand a bit sheepishly.]
Need food.
[ZZZzzzzzzZZzzzzzZZZZZzzzz]
...Lots of it.