[Hello, Thor. There's a little girl on the camera. And when I mean a little girl on the camera, I mean HER FACE IS SO CLOSE YOU MIGHT COULD SEE THE BOOGERS IN HER NOSE!!!]
Hi! Welcome to "THE MAKA SHOW"! Starring me, Maka Albarn!
[Okay, now that she has your attention - she takes a few steps back with her hands on her hips!]
Today, I have a guest! His name is Mr. Toaster.
[She takes a step to the side and there is a toaster sitting there on the coffee table with a smiley face that she drew on it. Like this :) ]
[Maka takes a seat by the toaster with a hairbrush microphone.]
'Kay. Tell us why you're here today. [And she points her hairbrush mic to it, making the voice.] "Maka, I am a sad toa" --- oh wait!
[Maka digs in her dress pocket for a red crayon and erases the smiley to make a sad face ): ] Okay there! "-- I am a sad toaster, because I'm scared of everything."
Well, don't worry. Because I'm secretly a Meister! I protect all people with my trusty partner Weapon!
"Wow, really?!"
Yeah, yeah! -- Oh no, Mr. Toaster!! Watch out! There's a Witch behind you! Don't worry, I'll get it!
[And Maka disappears from the camera and comes back with a broom.]
IN THE NAME OF LORD DEATH, I'll TAKE YOUR SOUL!!
[She basically jumps over the coffee table and charges at the "Witch" which is a pillow and whacks the hell out of it -- making a huuuuuuge mess in the living room.]
The Witch is defeated. MAKA ALBARN SAVES THE DAY~! Good job, Partner! You're the best ever! [Hugs for her broom partner weapon!]
'Kay, the end!
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